S & M (Vag's only please)

OK see THIS is where I threaten to post pictures of a sensitive nature to prove who is lacking intelligence and who knew better.

Originally Posted by RainbowBrite86

OK see THIS is where I threaten to post pictures of a sensitive nature to prove who is lacking intelligence and who knew better.

dont know what your talking about.......lol

LOL this will be a fun thread, where do i begin ......

Ok so last dude i was with claimed to be "big" and needed special size condoms, i was like sure sweety, ur so big, wow, well it didn't look that big. It hasn't been that long since i've seen one, or was my ex just a freak with a giant wang, cause the few guys i've seen since him look very small. So anyways me and self proclaimed Mr Big start going at it, i grab the rubbers just before we begin, grab his fully erect penis, still seems kinda thin but i'm not gonna complain, i aint got much titties to offer back lmfao. Well after a good 30 mins of crazy last night rabbit style sex were done, well he is, i finish and so am I lmfao which seemed to amuse him.
So i go tidy up and realize that mister big has done some "damage" ouch but damn fun. So i'm wondering do i see a doc and ask them to look and make sure he didn't brk me? or wait a few weeks and see if i heal, lol ya how did i not feel that, fuck i like it ruff, my rainbow ur a nurse right? my lady parts are tender, did bleed a few days, not much but enough to know he did his job well, should i see a doctor? lol i've never had this happen lol

Originally Posted by april

LOL this will be a fun thread, where do i begin ......

Ok so last dude i was with claimed to be "big" and needed special size condoms, i was like sure sweety, ur so big, wow, well it didn't look that big. It hasn't been that long since i've seen one, or was my ex just a freak with a giant wang, cause the few guys i've seen since him look very small. So anyways me and self proclaimed Mr Big start going at it, i grab the rubbers just before we begin, grab his fully erect penis, still seems kinda thin but i'm not gonna complain, i aint got much titties to offer back lmfao. Well after a good 30 mins of crazy last night rabbit style sex were done, well he is, i finish and so am I lmfao which seemed to amuse him.
So i go tidy up and realize that mister big has done some "damaga" ouch but damn fun. So i'm wondering do i see a doc and ak them to look nd make sure he didn't brk me? or wait a few weeks and see if i heal, lol ya how did i not feel that, fuck i like it ruff, my rainbow ur a nurse right? my lady parts are tender, did bleed a few days, not much but enough to know he did his job well, should i see a doctor? lol i've never had this happen lol

Shit lol what'd ya'll do? You probably tore a little bit of skin in there. Come here i'll look at it for you lol.

I had a guy who (oh God lol) he um...he couldn't wear condoms. His penis was so small that there wasn't a size that would fit. And what made it even more funny was that it was like he had no idea he was small. Like having an "innie" for a penis somehow seemed normal to him. He couldn't even stand up to pee! I didn't have the heart to tell him it was not the condom companies at fault for sizing the condoms wrong when they made them...it's just that God has a bigger sense of humor than we give him credit for. If you don't believe me, i'll show you DS's.

LMFAO one guy i "dated" when i was in my teens had a penis the size of my thumb, We didn't last long, but i felt bad when he got me upset enough that i told people he had a micro dick, so not cool of me lmfao, but he said mean shit, cause i wouldn't "try" and suck his pecker lol i just said no and made him amuse me other ways until we parted, fuck i can't be a bitch, well face to face that is, on here men give me reason to release my womenly rage, i wish they didn't

I'm tired of being called a slut when iaint gettin any, my words might penetrate some people, but not my sweet honey pot ...

A slut is just a woman with the morals of a man.