Pan Jokes

what is all this craic about "pan", who and or what is Pan.?

That's what the fuck I've be wondering, care to shed some light?

attention whore.
you just love to be flamed dont you?
seriously, quit creating threads like this, encouraging people to "hate on pan" or hate you.
it all feeds into you using this to make yourself feel better.
fuck pan
fuck you

happy yet?

Originally Posted by jamboss

That's what the fuck I've be wondering, care to shed some light?

Originally Posted by Smiffy2k9

what is all this craic about "pan", who and or what is Pan.?

Read this, it will help you understand:

The announcement of Pan’s death was a mistake.
I am here to announce that pan is alive.
The mountains are roaring, and the prairies are dancing. Feel the presence.
Embrace the best and worst about yourself as one.
Listen to the wilderness, and it can not be mistaken.
The Great God Pan is Alive!!
The world is calling to us. LISTEN
The Wilderness.
Go outside, and not just on the sidewalk… REAL woods or some shit. Listen.
Do it a few times while getting stoned maybe, to help your perception be deeper.
Then go back to the sidewalk/to your yard, listen.
Think about yourself, the things you WOULD change and the things you LOVE about yourself. Accept them as impossible without each other.
Scratch a dog/cat on its head, behind its ears. Sit with your pet for a while, and try to understand who you are with it/to it. Try to understand who your pet is to HIMSELF.
THEN repeat steps 1 and 2. (True outdoor observation, followed by false outdoor observation)
LISTEN.
LISTEN.
LISTEN.
Pan is there.
His death was a lie.
This isn’t me believing in a diety.
It’s me telling you what’s up with natural phenomenon.
This is ALL true in EVERYONES lives whether they “believe in it” or not.
Just like how people say “The Bible has some good lessons” and “It will make my children good people.” But they don’t REALLY believe in god.
Other religions have lessons about shit too, we just don’t have buildings where people can tell us about them.
That’s what the woods/mountains and weed/mushrooms are for.
Pan is kinda “The Laws of Nature”
But if that is your understanding of him, you are missing a lot.
I’m not suggesting you think of it as a god.
I’m suggesting you try to understand how it works, and what it is doing.
Things are happening, Pans been quiet for a long time. But not anymore.
Talk to plants and animals. They know.
Like Imagine humans DIDN’T know everything (hard to do right).
What if plants know about the planets, the same way they know it’s night and day. What if things like the 2012 event aren’t for humans, but for the whole PLANET.
What if we lived on a ball, that was full of billions of ecosystems, and we we’re the only ones.
Like, why are we trying to contact aliens. Let’s talk to a dog first.
Pan is a grouping of natural phenomenons that DO exist, Pan can be seen, felt, heard, and I can even tell you when YOU have been “Pan”.
Do you have children?
If so, have you ever spanked or yelled at them and felt bad about it? Congratulations, you were reflecting upon your “Dark Self” or “Dark Pan”. In the moment of regret, you were looking back on what it could do.
We all have “Day/Light” or “Dark/Night” Pan phenomenons occurring inside of us, same as the world has both occurring within it (Example: Without war and struggle, there is no concept of peace and community). No one is perfect. But you should try to Balance the good and the bad.

Originally Posted by Urca

attention whore.
you just love to be flamed dont you?
seriously, quit creating threads like this, encouraging people to "hate on pan" or hate you.
it all feeds into you using this to make yourself feel better.
fuck pan
fuck you

happy yet?

This is the first Pan hate thread. You just love to come try and be noticed by me don't you
And the FS hate thread is the only one, since the first one got deleted.

So the only one with a record of doing somehting over and over here is... URCA. Bitching and moaning, because she loves attention, and it's the only way she knows how to get it.

Originally Posted by Finshaggy

This is the first Pan hate thread. You just love to come try and be noticed by me don't you
And the hate thread is the only one, since the first one got deleted.

So the only one with a record of doing somehting over and over here is... URCA. Bitching and moaning, because she loves attention, and it's the only way she knows how to get it.

Originally Posted by UncleBuck

Is it weird that I don't then, and that I still feel sorry for my bitch boy, biddy Buck?
Keep bumpin though.