need help naturally passing piss test!!

Gseries

Member
Ok so today i got called and offered a job interview, so I got excited and smoked 2 bowls. The interview is in one week from today, and so I am assuming the drug test will be most likely the day after, maybe possibly 2 days after who knows. Maybe I would have to wait longer for a reply, but just in case lets say the drug test is in 9 days.

Btw sorry I am fairly high as I type this.. :leaf::o

So I usually smoke weekends only, but occasionally on the weekdays but every day last week I smoked in honor of 4/20 so yeah. I don't usually smoke too much but its in my system often for the last week.

Is there anyway I can pass this test if its in 8-9 days?

Also I'd really like to do it naturally and not cheat with fake piss or something.

Thanks for anyone that helps!!

Edit: also I ate a really big lilipop after I puffed and I was just wondering if that would or would not tamper with my drug test. Since its sticky...lol
 

1Shot1Kill

Active Member
My way of passing a piss test is to:

1. Stop smoking Marijuana immediately
2. Stop eating fatty foods like cheese, milk and meats.. Immediately
3. Start drinking (not chugging) cranberry juice and water slowly every day starting asap
4. Start going on jogs or working out so you burn as much fat as possible
5. Go buy a bottle of Vitamin B complex 50mg or 100mg in pill form..
6. The morning of your piss test start drinking water. You will need to drink about a gallon of water, maybe more during the 3 hours before your test
7. Take a B vitamin with a low fat breakfast when you wake up and another B vitamin with lunch if possible..

I'm told this works because the body senses excess water which it does not need and bypasses around your liver and kidneys where the THC is introduced to your urine. The B vitamin makes your pee yellow so they don't think you actually flushed.. If your pee comes out clear like water they will make you do it again or fail you. The less body fat you have the better..

Do some more research before taking my word for it but I'm almost positive that it works..
 

Vindicated

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IDK, hard to say. Usually for heavy smoking you want to be clean for at least 30 days. Very light smokers can clear up in 3-5 days. I'm in the same boat as you. I'm trying to detox and I have about six days to clear up. I don't really think I'll pass because I smoke multiple times a day. Usually potent strains with keif and hash sprinkled on top.

This morning I went to my local head shop and talked to the guys there. He had a bunch of detox drinks for $40-$60 but the guy was pretty honest and said I was better off not wasting my money on them. He suggested lemon extract and cranberry juice. Also told me to avoid sodas, punch, teas, and coffees. Basically anything high in sugar and caffeine. They had $10 drug tests. I got some for myself. I'm gonna test myself in a few days just to see where I'm at. The guy at the headshop was telling me the synthetic pees work really good. Those go for about 30 for a basic kit or 60 for the kit that comes with a belt, pouch, and hand warmer.
 

NnthStTrls

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Lol. I'm athletically skinny. I ride bmx. When the bud's around, I smoke a few times a day. Assuming I had smoked 6 days a week, 4 times a day, for 1 month.......I could still smoke a bowl this morning(before 11 o'clock), and pass a drug test tomorrow at Noon. How you might ask? 4 MAJOR ingredients.

WATER

BEER

ICED TEA

EXERCISE

Seriously. Don't shut your kidneys down by drinking 3 gallons of water before hand. Mixing the above ingredients is a sure fire way to pass any drug test within 48 hours. If you can do it right that is. Good luck. :peace:
 

grandpa 1949

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I quit for 8 days and passed.Im skinny with a high metabolism.
It all depends on the percentage of body fat you have. Like cliffey said also your metabolism rate. Plus the day of the test drink a gallon of water before you get there. Then, when they give you the bottle to pee in never let the first part of your urine go into the bottle. Wait a little and let the middle part of you pee go in. Good luck!
 

jamaicanskunk

Active Member
If its only for a job no one will be watching you, like probation. I just find a clean person of the same sex (my nephew in my case) Clean a travel size listorine bottle, like super clean no trace of any chemical. Have ur person fill it and tuck it in your underwear( I buy whitey tighties for this) keep it warm. dont put it in ur pocket they will have you empty your pockets. I switch jobs often and this has never failed me
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Like I keep reminding people, search for other threads where people have confirmed they have passed a pee test recently. Where they are definitely not suggesting, but have done it and with the most up to date testing procedures. I think your actions were a bit foolish but who am I to judge. I've also never had to have a drugs test myself,

I wish you the best of luck with your test and in your new job x
 

Grojak

Well-Known Member
Bentonite my friend, I passed after 3 days many years ago using Bentonite (i'm smarter now I just quit for a month if need be).

Buy liquid not powder (not worth the money saved) take 1-2 tbs twice a day (i don't measure I chug) drink lots of water. Do something to get you real sweaty on the first couple days, Bentonite and lots of water and you're good. Sunny 7 is the expensive version Yerba is just fine.
 

Gseries

Member
I am fairly skinny for my height. Im drinking lots of water and taking multi-vitamins (I'm assuming these are fine?)

I will run for 30 minutes every night to sweat. Maybe even perhaps even buy a cheap detox tea from GNC or something.
 

Mickey O'Neil

Active Member
Seriously.. Hydrogen peroxide. Whatever oxygen that does not react will simply evaporate out of it. Pour some in, pee into it, seal it up and shake it up, open to release gas.. Sit it down on the sink and sit on the can for a few minutes. The vitamin B is a good idea, but probably better to consume a multivitamin to conceal that. The H2O2 will be like slightly diluting your dark yellow piss, and the oxygen in H2O2 will break down the stuff they test for. This would only work if they don't search your pockets. If totally desperate, hoop a vial with fresh H2O2, as pure as you can get it.. And don't let that vial break in your ass!! You'll have to hoop it out of there too.
 

halfloaf

Active Member
pass piss test easy 1 get your hands on three 1L bottles of vadka 1 hour before you have to take test drink vodka simple
 
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