Tell Me About Your Bad Sexual Experiences!

i got puked on while i was gettin a round of skully from a drunk ho

Originally Posted by Dizzle Frost

i got puked on while i was gettin a round of skully from a drunk ho

You lucky bastard...

I was getting head on a balcony outside my friends place from my girlfriend at the time and with all the people around it was impossible for me to keep an erection and I certainly wasn't able to finish...

havent had any crazy experiences just sex, been wanting to try some funny moves out sometimes like the Strawberry shortcake [ punch a girl in her nose so it bleeds then cum on her face and stir it so it turns pink] or Superman that ho [jizz on girls back then press a sheet there and it will get stuck. Just to name a couple

Fucking for like 4 hours and didn't nut at all cause I was perked up and smoking on wak all day.I was completely numb and couldn't feel a thing but I was tearing that shit up switching from mouth,pussy and ass......I was determined to nut.Next day woke up sober as shit to my dick being swollen and in crazy pain.It hurt when I would walk for a few days to,similar to bruised ribs but it was my dick.


I also had a girl bite the shit out of my dick when it was soft.....I was so close to backhanding this bitch,she really would of deserved it.

It's not a bad one but it's funny.

I lost my virginity with my girlfriend at the time in a closet. It was a big closet and we had blankets and pillows and such but the point is that upon putting my stamp in the heterosexual log book....................I came out of the closet. lol

i was married to a gay man for 20 (cough) years. . .that was pretty bad

Originally Posted by CinnamonGirl

i was married to a gay man for 20 (cough) years. . .that was pretty bad

Please elaborate.