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Old 02-20-2008, 05:41 PM
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:51 PM
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dude, your fucked.
Tell her you got a hooker and she gave you herpes.
Tell her you got a "MOM" tattoo but need another $200 to get it finished. Oh and refuse to show her until it's done...
No, your fucked.

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tell your rents something worse about your sister.
i.e. you caught her huffing gas...
j/k don't do no dumb shit like that. STL's idea holds as the best so far.
Tell them you bought a super rare, really expensive comic book or some shit. Thats believable

Until she asks for the receipt anyway.
Bahahhaa now thats funny
havent laughed that hard on a thread in along time
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:52 PM
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Just tell her you only spent $40 on weed cause you got a killer deal. Or tell her you got a crazy deal on an 0z of beasters and you flipped it that day and made another 200 on top of that... I dunno... I'd tell her you bought weed, but maybe not $200 worth.

You could argue buying bulk is smarter anyway... cheaper per gram...
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:55 PM
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Im not going to be laughing when my dad finds out.
I was thinking of saying this
"mom its only fair I can smoke weed once in a while because you drink wine and go out and my sister smokes cigs weed and drinks and I dont smoke often"

but then she'll pull im over 21 and im allowed to drink then I will say weed dosnt do any harm then she will say but its still illegal and I will lose and be grounded =/.
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get high and say fuk it its too late now.or you can act like a little bitch cry apologize and make up some depression shit. let us know how you do..
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Just tell her you only spent $40 on weed cause you got a killer deal. Or tell her you got a crazy deal on an 0z of beasters and you flipped it that day and made another 200 on top of that... I dunno... I'd tell her you bought weed, but maybe not $200 worth.

You could argue buying bulk is smarter anyway... cheaper per gram...
Ya I definatly dont wont 2 tell her I bought $200 worth of weed. i might say $50 weed $30 pizza and then im fucked.
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tell her at least im not smoking crack or sjooting herion
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Tell her you bought a racket online or you got an xbox 360 and are going to sell it and in turn make more money. or go suck some dick and get the 200 back
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Tell her you bought a racket online or you got an xbox 360 and are going to sell it and in turn make more money. or go suck some dick and get the 200 back
Hmm I think I got a plan.
Sorry mom I bought some weed but havnt smoked since friday when I bought it and I bought a little piece to smoke it out of so I wouldnt have to damage my lungs with tin foil. and the rest of the money I bought my g/f a present or it went to food. Im gunna tell my mom that I bought my g/f a designer purse. Hows that sound?
 

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