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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmy View Post
    I want to get a barret 50 cal for my next deer rifle to see if i can gut em and cut em up in one shot
    with a barrett u wont even have to have it processed it will be already ground up
    at least the shewolf isnt bashing us for talking about doing nasty things to animals

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    this is a weird question but how do i make c4 hahaha jk
    im on riu mostly during the outdoor season, so PM to get in contact, posts could take longer for a response but ill check in when i can.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmy View Post
    girls around me do not burn, more rather do coke ....fuck that shit . I meet the girls who say they smoked one time and made them tired and mouth to dry ..Wish I could find one who likes it the way i do ,but would take a very very long time before i would even let em know what i really do
    I am a girl that loves MJ and I grow my own...so...no need for anyone else's... Alas, though I have too many kids, and I'm married....but anyway... there are people out there...For real! I feel positive I wasn't the last single 5' 6" 160 lb pot smoking woman...lol. My husband doesn't even smoke...and that sucks...he doesn't mind if I do, but he questions me if I take a Benadryl...Like, are you sure you aren't going to get addicted...cuz you already smoke that stuff... oh yeah, I'm going to go off the deep end and have a crazy Benadryl addiction if I take 1 when my nose is running and eyes are itchy, or 2 if I can't sleep? Right...gotcha... Praise be to he who walks amongst the plants I've been off the Dryl for close to 6 months...6 months since my last bump....There's another allergy season coming though, so I guess we'll see...lol. ahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

    Sorry bout the weirdo ranting...but for real...put yourself out there and go find a woman...be a little more eye catching at the grocery store..start a conversation... You know what the worst thing is?! Having been an attractive single woman I can say that the worst part is when you are in the store buying soup or whatever, and this pansy guy keeps checking you out, and kinda like needing soup too, or shampoo or whatever, you keep seeing him, but he never says anything...just nothing...just looking at you...and then it's like wow...you are either a really afraid little man that couldn't deal with me anyway.... or you are some kinda weirdo following somebody around... you can meet someone anywhere...hell having more friends to hang out with usually nets more potential people to meet...Just never be afraid to talk to anyone...have confidence that you are awesome and have something to offer someone. If you have nothing to offer...which is almost impossible...I mean, are you funny, can you have good conversations? What makes you essentially you, and different than other people? Find whatever that is and find someone that likes it... and essentially there you go... you have now begun.... and since you are looking for a girl to bring home, and not one to just sleep with it is that much more important that the relationship actually be working...I feel like most relationships just keep going, but not actually working...like well...here we are...ahhh yes but what are we doing here together?...

    Sorry the inner chick brain comes on and I know for a fact that even if I tried to explain women to you I could never explain it in a way that made sense to your guy mind...But don't be shy...that is the best way to meet a woman...just meet them...If they don't have anything to offer you and you have nothing to offer them after a few minutes of conversation then move on to the next one... As in she is looking for money---and you have none...you are looking for love---but she loves money...so...NEXT! If you see a woman walking a dog, ask her about the dog...We like to talk about us...so see what we are doing and talk to us..

    The hydro store is the worst place...it's all a bunch of younger guys that never see a girl I guess...I don't even ask them where stuff is anymore...Like Jesus Christ I won't bite you just go grab me some fox farms....!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmy View Post
    I would ake many babies with you that sounds like a nice gal...lol she sucked someone off the night of the wedding in the parking lot in the back seat of someones car and was not her hubby ..Lol Got to love small town
    You charmer xx

    Good god, that is some barefaced deception right there... Right, lynch her and I wish you luck finding another 105 lb 33-22-35 Trini girl. I guess the same way I only have asshole men around me you have crazy women... That's sad... But try to be open guys... I am, just saying yes and seeing where it goes. Still haven't been on a date yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by xKuroiTaimax View Post
    You charmer xx

    Good god, that is some barefaced deception right there... Right, lynch her and I wish you luck finding another 105 lb 33-22-35 Trini girl. I guess the same way I only have asshole men around me you have crazy women... That's sad... But try to be open guys... I am, just saying yes and seeing where it goes. Still haven't been on a date yet
    well u aint missing much dating is overated

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    Quote Originally Posted by xKuroiTaimax View Post
    You charmer xx

    Good god, that is some barefaced deception right there... Right, lynch her and I wish you luck finding another 105 lb 33-22-35 Trini girl. I guess the same way I only have asshole men around me you have crazy women... That's sad... But try to be open guys... I am, just saying yes and seeing where it goes. Still haven't been on a date yet
    damn. ill take you on a date. a picnic in my forest haha. eat munchies and watch the plants grow :P
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    i like girls
    all types of girls
    girls who like girls!
    hahahaha.
    NOT having money is the root of all evil...
    It's a foolish man who underestimates his enemies.

    It is a stupid man who underestimates the Feds. -Humboldt County.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhazey View Post
    this is a weird question but how do i make c4 hahaha jk
    well u take a c and a 4 and put them together and u have c4
    very easy to make

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhazey View Post
    this is a weird question but how do i make c4 hahaha jk
    You could google it, but you'll end up with some shiny new spyware and probably a new temporary neighbor or three.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyGreenfingers View Post
    You could google it, but you'll end up with some shiny new spyware and probably a new temporary neighbor or three.

    and u forgot homeland security

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