Michael Jackson Joke Thread

[CaptainCAVEMAN]

Funny as hell guys!! Literally laughing out loud..

[cannabineer]

If Mikey cloned himself and grew it out to eight years old for sexual purposes ... is he playing with himself? cn

[Steve French]

Lots of MJ recycling jokes out there:


Michael Jackson's ashes are going to be put into an Etch-a-Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

Because Jackson's body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way the kids can play with him for a change.

In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

[lilrich11]

haha so funny. I dont know how people come up with these jokes but dont stop lol

[CaptainCAVEMAN]

What did Elvis say when he saw Michale and Lisa Marie presley on TV?

Boy that's a relief, I thought she married a black guy.

[rocpilefsj]

What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10??

Two five year olds!

[stonerman]

What does Michael Jackson have in common with Xbox's?

They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

[RawBudzski]

mnhhHmJMcp8ggnp0fBRbvjL5o1_500.jpg Come back to me.. .

[sso]

i used to think michael jackson was a pedophile, but now years later after having seen and read quite abit about it, i dont think the man was ever a pedophile.

[neosapien]

i used to think michael jackson was a pedophile, but now years later after having seen and read quite abit about it, i dont think the man was ever a pedophile.

It is hard to tell through the fog of the witch hunt. Apparently Corey Feldman is going to release a tell-all book. Naming people who have molested him. If anyone would know the truth it might just be him.