Okay, i need to pass a drug test, and the "problem" is that i smoke weed, every single day. I actually have to pass this thing tomorrow, too. So I was hoping that you guys could help me out with a simple solution.

I need between 45-60 mL of urine, and it needs to be between 90-100 degrees Fahrenheit. I know this because i went there today with like 10 mL of my friend's clean piss, and the nurse just poured it out saying it wasn't enough.

What should i do? I was thinking i would probably like tape a container of piss to my inner thigh prior to the event, that way it would be the desired temperature. But I was hoping that someone here would have first hand knowledge.

Thanks

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drink water... really all i can tell u since its so close to the day

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i know not what i talk of.

try to find a system flush out kit.

I have used my wife's piss to pass 2 drug tests. I had her piss across the street from the place in a container.(we have a dunkin dounuts across from the drug test place) I used a hand warmer (Hot hands) Put the piss and hot hand thing into my boot and put my pant leg over boot. Went into place filled out the paper gave my id and off to the bathroom. Once inside I got the piss out poured into the cup (my piss test cup had a temp guage on it so I made sure it went up enough) If it dont just touch the hot hands pad to the temp guage for a sec. Not too much you dont want it to get to hot. Then I put the empty container and hot hand pad back into my boot and flushed the toilet. I passed 2 this way at 2 different drug test places. I never had aproblem. I worried ALOT about my tests and it worked out great. If I ever have to take one again I will do the same thing! Good Luck

That is pretty slick!

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that's an awesome idea. what did you use for the container? it has to be small and discreet yet large enough to hold 60 mL of piss.

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Go and live somewhere where they don't force you to do such dumb things.

use a condom. and tape to you inner thigh. its gets pretty hot. but its worth it for a job.

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Alright. I've thought this one through completely. And i used parts of your ideas to make what i believe to be the master plan, at least, for my scenario.

Materials Needed:
1 Condom
1 Piss Bottle
1 Funnel (i used the nozzle end of a soda bottle)
Tape
Hand Warmers (optional)
Small scissors, or needle - something small, discreet, and sharp

Have a friend piss in the piss bottle - at least 60 mL. This is like filling a 20oz soda bottle about 2.5 inches. Then take the funnel and use it to fill the condom. If you fill the condom up as much as you can, that's about 75-85 mL, so you have plenty of room to tie a decent knot in the end.

Now you have a little piss-condom water balloon. Before you go to your drug test, take some tape (I am using masking tape) and tape the knot end of the condom to your inner thigh. Tape around your leg in a circle, like you would a sports injury, so it really stays on and won't fall off or anything. Make sure that the condom is tied onto your leg a good 20 minutes prior to the event, so the piss will be warm.

Now you essentially have another dick growing out of your leg. Your body will keep the piss at your body temperature, so it will pass the initial temperature exam. If for some reason you think your piss isn't warm enough, use your hand warmers, which you should probably crack open 5-10 minutes beforehand, so they've had time to warm up. When the time comes, drop ya drawers and use your sharp object to poke a hole in the "reservoir tip". Make sure your pinch the tip first, so that way no piss will just start shooting out. Then, aim into the cup and release! You're on your way to a passed drug test! You even could shoot some into the toilet to make it sound real realistic.

Note: Make sure you rinse all of your materials thoroughly prior to use, especially the condom. Don't use soaps though, warm water should be fine.

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I might also add, use a condom that is NOT lubricated, to avoid that oily mess going into your piss cup.
What if they want to watch you? Every urine test I've had to do involving probation or dui, or other police encounters there has ALWAYS been someone literally watching you hold your dick...