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This is a well known story from the bible, that is told to us countless times when we are children.
I'm not an expert, but the story as I know it goes like this... God (no choice, it's the start of a sentence) made Adam out of clay, then noticing that Adam was looking a little frustrated decided to make a little play mate for him. A bit short on materials 'god' decides that the only thing he can use is one of Adam's ribs... Now, I'd like to ignore the bollocks about the apple and the talking snake, and concentrate on the bollocks of the bible's version of the creation or formation of man. Already, this very statement makes men different to women. It actually implies that men and women are made of different materials. You either believe that we were somehow magically created by a god that completely ignores the complexity of life and the history BEFORE man, or you listen to common sense. Animals have been PROVEN to evolve, not just animals... plants, even germs. |
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there was a misinterpretation in the bible. adam was making ribs and hollered at god yoh let me get some b1tches. god's like 'aight but let me get one of them ribs' leave it up to the boring puritans of the past to take a regular afternoon story and turn it into some long winded rant about nothing much. god needed one of them ribs because he was hungry, not to do his magic.
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No, An understanding of 'god'.
There is no god... never has been. The earliest form of control, and it still holds power today. In a hundred more years this world will be a very different place... the only religous (if you believe in a god, to my mind you are religous) types left will be in the lunatic asylums. |
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Yes, God took a rib from Man to make Woman. And, what rib was it? It was the rib that used to go all around the front of the stomach. The purpose of that rib was to hold Man's stomach in. So ladies ... the next time you scold your man about his beer belly, remember, you were made from the Beer Rib and that belly on your man is all your fault!
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