LOL.. now that's an idea...

Call it the "Milf-a-Sutra"

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"We have wasted history like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar."~Charles Bukowski
Rubber Johnny

can this be a picture journal?

LOL... my bf is shaking his head no...

I would too if that were me.

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Fight Terrorism: Grow Your Own!

I'd say, setup a paypal account and SHOW ME THE MONEY....

First you need to go to the fabric store and pick up about four yards of spandex. Then to the toy store [ toys r us will do ] and purchase a red firemans cap. Have your partner pull you to the corner of the bed. While lying on your back hoist both your legs into the air and get your ankles as close to your head as you can. Take the spandex and tie it to one ankle, loop it around your neck, and tie the other end to your other ankle. Then have him start poundin away. When your about to cum kick out both your legs and you will get a major rush [ so my ex tells me ] Then if you pass out he can put on the firemans cap and resesitate you...But be careful it can become addicting on both parts thats why shes my ex. It got to wierd if you can imagin that. But for simple sex rushes go find a nice public place and get to it.....Hope I helped.....

Stick frozen grapes in your bootyhole

grapes.lol.
nice avitar. mel.

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take me to your dealer.

Never fuck in a porta-potty. The back of the damn thing bends out as your going at it...scary as hell. The whole time you think its gonna break, and your gonna fall out the back of it.


I was drunk. End of story.