so due to massive pill consumption in my youth, my digestive tract is all boogered up. anyone know any strains that help with constipation?


I KNOW ITS FECKING WEIRD BUT HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ASKING?

seriously.

i feel like a knob, if you were curious.
but i need somethin...non laxative
i find if i smoke in the mornin before i "shoot a duece" it tends to help....but idk...stab in the dark here...anyone else know of/heard of any particular strains that help with "the runs"

?cry:

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Not that it will help your... um... situation, but I used to keep a one time and a bagie in the "masters quarters" for a much needed break. The best time to burn is when you've nothing better to dodoo... And it sure beats air freshener!

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yea i havent tried smoking on the lou quite yet, but i was definitly considering it i dont wanna hit up laxative street
for obvious reasons...


im sure pot can be my medicine...i just need the right genetics...i hope....*crosses fingers*

/embarassed

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bump....please...seriously...i see the views...someone...anyone.....

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Potty tokes are the best, try it son!

But uh... Pot brownies keep me regular

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If you read this, you have to smoke a joint

Maybe cocaine will help.

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or hard liquor...

nothing like liquor shits to go with your hangover

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eat prunes, warm milk, lots of grapes. and if that dont work Milk of Magnesia always does it for me when im clogged up. ask your local grocery store pharmacist about it. it's a laxative, but did'nt have me shitting all day, it said over night releif, but i took it before work, and about 3 to 4 hours later was able to drop it off. i remember that day, what a feeling of relief, forgot what caused it, oh yeah, a bad burrito.

a few fat rails would work