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Old 01-06-2007, 01:34 AM
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I have random drug testing for a year. I'm supposed to be tested only 12 times through out the year that I have it but it is completely random... meaning I could have one two days in a row and then not have one for 2 months. Does anyone know of any ways I can get around the testing and still be able to smoke? I've heard about having bags of clean piss in your pants that is kept worm with handworms and then you just poor that shit in the cup and your good to go. I've heard about some other ways but what I really want to know is if anyone on here has had testing before and if they found good a way to still be able to toke and how they did it. I also can't drink shit loads of water before hand so that my urine sample would have so much water that the THC couldn't be detected because if my shit is dilluded I have to come in the next day and piss again. I'll be free from the testing in November and there is no way in hell I can go for that long... i'm already starting to lose it since I haven't been able to toke because of it.

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Old 01-06-2007, 01:50 AM
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random testing 12 times over a year. Seriously, I'd quit.
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Old 01-06-2007, 01:51 AM
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Just keep contaminating the samples... they will never be able to prove anything. Otherwise... if you want to keep the job, stop smoking.

Also, you could refuse to take it. What they gonna do?

Fuck that, unless they had the power to force me I wouldn't piss for the dickheads. This is against your human rights.

Are you in a career? If not, fuck the job and become a bank robber.
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Old 01-06-2007, 02:01 AM
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Something my gay ass private school is making me do because they caught me and a few friends tokin... the results are emailed to both the school and my parents. If I don't do it they'll expell me which I wouldn't mind but I was 17 at the time and my parents forced me to do it and now that I've signed the shit because my parents made me I have to keep doing it. I'm really fuckin pissed off about the whole deal because it really doesn't seem fair at all. If I fail a test i'll get expelled. I also just really don't want my parents to know that i'm tokin still and want them to think i'm done. I really don't give a shit about my school.

Didn't realize there was already a fairly recent post about piss tests... sorry bout makin a new thread.

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No prob's... I don't give a...

If you signed the paper then you have obligated yourself to the task. The good thing is that they can't test you on weekends. So just smoke on Friday nights. Friday nights only. The rest of the weekend you spend working out and rehydrating yourself with plenty of water. I've done this in jail plenty of times.

Next time, stand up for yourself.
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I've been drug tested countless times by different tests, companies, and reasons and have never failed one to date. I was baked the whole time. The trick is to get someone about your age and sex who is clean to piss in to a bottle for you. Then transfer some of it into a small squirt bottle (like a visine bottle). Get some tighty whiteys and place the bottle under your balls to keep it warm. Now just pretend to piss but use the squirt bottle. This even works if they are watching you piss, you just gotta be careful and smooth about it. Worked for me at least 40+ times. Good luck!
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Cannabis stays in the blood for at least a month.

If you wanna get around it you are going to have to stop smoking for at least a month, when you have done this pop down to your local doctors and get some piss pots, fill the lot and shove em in a fridge, just use one every time you need to give a sample.
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or just use someone elses... it's not like they can afford to dna test it too.
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im on probation and i am going in to treatment on friday and its saturday now and ive been smoking how can i clean myself out by friday?
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Depends how much of a regular smoker you are. The heaviest of smokers (myself included) can take up to 28 days to clear from your urine. If you smoke only occasionally, 6 days is enough to get a negative result.
 

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