Ways to pass drug tests?

when i was on probation i smoked (heavy) until the day of the visit, the visits were usually in the AM.

i passed by drinking 1 gallon of water within the two hours before the visit, no pills or jumping around or anything else.

they searched me, emptied my pockets and they watched me put my dick in the cup standing shoulder to shoulder with me. i had to piss to the line and stop. guy put the lid on cup and then let me finish pissing in the toilet which had dye in the water.

i passed every test but one, he came to my house randomly and busted me. he told me when the results came back that he didn't know how i was passing the other tests but he also said the specific gravity was not normal for human urine, the lab always said it appeared to be diluted urine...which it was. you can die from too much water, if you get a headache, feel faint, weak, dizzy, stop drinking and make yourself puke up the water in your stomach.

fdd2blk said:

sounds like you were a minor when you signed this contract. i don't think a minor can be held to a written contract. if you are over 18 now it should be VOID. if it's a good education that you want to keep then maybe call a lawyer and have this deal scrapped.

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my parents signed it too. so its still void and theres nothing i can do. its not a work test either its a professional test done in a lab.

The Facts

I smoke 5 blunts a day and was recently put on probation. Im about 6' 2". 170lbs and have no regular exercise pattern. After failing my baseline test on 9-7-08, I continued to smoke my pack of blunts a day and was recently called in for a follow up urine test on 9-25-08. My po called the day before and said I was to meet with him the following morning at 9 a.m.

At this point in time I began to become nervous not only because of my habitual marijuana use but also because I had been poppin x until the wee morning hours of 9-24-08. The rest of the day I slept until my po called and informed me of my "meeting" the next morning.

I had a bag of popcorn for supper the night before the test and made sweet love to my gf for most the night in fear I would be locked up the next morning. I set my alarm for 7 the next morning and started on the process of dilution I had read about on one of these forums.

The Process

I went to the fridge and grabbed my first of twelve 20oz. Gatorade Frost's(doubt it matters which flavor) at about 7:15. I sat down watched the morning news and chugged Gatorade like mad. At about 8:15 I finished my 8th Gatorade and chewed up a A-Z Vitamin. Come 8:45 I had taken 5 pisses and finished my 11th Gatorade. On the way to the meeting I finished my 12th Gatorade and stopped to take another piss(6 total). I rolled up to the meeting at 9:05(addicts are always late) and walked in to meet my fate.

The Meeting

Fifteen minutes later at about 9:20 the po followed me into the restroom and gave me the cup(the kind which has the testing unit on the cap and is turned upside down). I pissed a stream of clear urine into the toilet for approx. 3 seconds and pinched off to fill just enough of the bottom of the testing cup and put the lid back on. The po flipped it and turned it back up about 30 seconds later and I waited for what seemed to be an eternity but was probably closer to a minute. He looked at the lid for a couple seconds and shook his head. Fortunately he shook it the right way and gave me the news that in fact everything was in order and I HAD PASSED. I stared at the cap and seen that all the lines were red(which means a negative test result). The one marked THC was a little weaker red then the others(negative as long as the line shows up) but should be expected with a failed baseline test. I smiled and thought of the blunt of dro that I soon would be rollin.

if this is just for yoru school i would just become a water junkie and fail positive every time piss straight water there has to be some kind of system what time of day or where or somthing you can figure out about this its a school not jail

hey everybody I need to know if there is a way to pass a drug test. if they use the swab test (that is they take a cotton swab and put it in your mouth and collect spit) and test it for drugs my new job does this . please help

i dont know about that one man, best way to pass that is dont smoke weed for a month or fill your mouth with somebody elses clean spit lol.

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As for the swab test, my friend who is so knowledgable about this stuff its crazy. Listerine and MENTHOL Cough drops. Must be the menthol kind but don't let the tester see either or else they'll know your tryin to cheat. Swab is only detectable for a day or two at the very max

i heard some of the drinks work. my buddie had to do a piss test to get into the navy. he went to the GNC grabbed one of those drinks... he said he smoked the day off the piss test. drank the shit 3 hrs before. pissed three times. the first two pisses are dirty the third was clean and so was the ones after until he smoked.

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u know u gotta be 18 to post on this right dude ?

Pokesmot said:

I have random drug testing for a year. I'm supposed to be tested only 12 times through out the year that I have it but it is completely random... meaning I could have one two days in a row and then not have one for 2 months. Does anyone know of any ways I can get around the testing and still be able to smoke? I've heard about having bags of clean piss in your pants that is kept worm with handworms and then you just poor that shit in the cup and your good to go. I've heard about some other ways but what I really want to know is if anyone on here has had testing before and if they found good a way to still be able to toke and how they did it. I also can't drink shit loads of water before hand so that my urine sample would have so much water that the THC couldn't be detected because if my shit is dilluded I have to come in the next day and piss again. I'll be free from the testing in November and there is no way in hell I can go for that long... i'm already starting to lose it since I haven't been able to toke because of it.

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By drinking 2 litres of water. That's what my friend told me, which his brother told him since he was in prison before.

much depends on the testing lab or your employer's attitude. if you purposely dilute your urine to the point of it looking like water, often the test will come back 'inconclusive' . where i am from (Florida) inconclusive is considered the same as a drug positive test. if you are already employed, odds are you will be retested if they want to keep you. if it is a pre- employment drug screen, you probably will not be tested again and not get the job. Florida is nasty for drug tests. they will make you piss in a cup for a minimum wage no brain job. that being said, i use a product called "Jazz". i carry one to work with me in my lunch bucket in case the contractor pops me for a random test. then i slug it down and drink about a quart of water. i have to drive an hour to the test lab and i piss clean when i get there, even if i was heavy toking the night or so before. I get "Jazz" from a site called totaldetox.com. i am sure they sell it in head shops, but i have not been to any recently to look for it.
Also, i have been lucky. in the many piss tests i have had to take, only one had someone standing there watching me, making sure i was not using a fake piss kit. he did not think it was funny when i asked him of he wanted to hold it for me. oh well.. The vast majority of the testing lab sites are overworked and staffed by women, if you are a man, they usually do not follow you in the bathroom, but they will knock on teh door if you take too long to do your deed.
That is why i use jazz. i also ordered a drug urine test kit and used it on myself after taking jazz after a night of partying. the stuff does work great and is worth the 25-30 bucks for it. it keeps for about a year if you want to have a spare in case a random test comes up. good luck

I will tell you something that will help you out. I am a RN in one of the best hospitals in Az and i see many ppl come in and have to administer UA's. There is no guaranteed way to get thc out of your system. but there is a way to dilute your urine and still get a negative result. First off, this all depends on your BMI, if you have a high metabolism and weigh anywhere from 135-160 your chances of ridding your fat of THC are greatly enhanced. If any higher and you are overweight i recommend to just stop smoking, sorry no bad-mouthing intended. however if you fit into the high Meta. category here it goes. First off, dont smoke the day of your UA, and dont eat anything on that day until after the test. Drink vitamin b-complex(contains niacin). Buy AZO cranberry pills to clean your urinary tract, drink G2 gatorade all day(3-6bottles at least) 2 30min b4 the test.. Take 1 vitamin b comp. in the morning w/2 azo's. urinate frequently..take 1 more vitamin-b comp.w/2 G2 gatorades 30-45 min b4 the test to make your pee yellow and full of natural urinary excretions, consider intake of creatine for 2-3 days prior to the test(it will metabolize to creatinine in about 24-48 hours) and will come out normal the day of the test even if diluted. Thats about it...Good luck..any ?'s message me =))

good call man. im getting ready to take one. have been clean 12 days so far and i honestly cant take much more of this. I got an at home test just to be sure ill pass so ill be trying this dillution method. I once had to take one for my parents when i was younger in high school and i drank like 30 bottle of water while my mom was out all day when she got back i took the test and passed even though i smoked the day before. so i am feeling confident about passing now. all my friends keep telling me dude it took me 32 days to get clean once and theres no way ur clean now but my roommate who also has to take the test feels confident we can both pass. The thing is i dont really have a time period to take the test just by october 9th so im good either way. and i can also take multiple tests any time i want so im good with this. i just wanna blaze though!!!