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Old 12-28-2007, 02:11 AM
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What is up with that girls? Yeah you know what I'm saying. Some of you girls are pulling way to hard! Some of you are pulling like you're trying to pull a better looking guy out of me. What is that? I didn't swallow Patrick Dempsey. Okay! I'm the same fat bald guy who you met on myspace! Deal with it! You don't even have the class to spit on your hand first. A dry hobo jerk down! What are your step fathers teaching you!?
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Old 12-28-2007, 02:22 AM
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What is up with that girls? Yeah you know what I'm saying. Some of you girls are pulling way to hard! Some of you are pulling like you're trying to pull a better looking guy out of me. What is that? I didn't swallow Patrick Dempsey. Okay! I'm the same fat bald guy who you met on myspace! Deal with it! You don't even have the class to spit on your hand first. A dry hobo jerk down! What are your step fathers teaching you!?
AAAAHAHAHA! "Fookin' skaaaaanks chief!"

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its not just there fault..if you didnt want a texas hand job, you should have told them to use the lotion before puttin there hand in motion..
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So why don't you grab her hand while she is doing it, and show her how you like it then, every guy likes it different no? Ever thought of that intstead of suffering through it? lol

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What is up with that girls? Yeah you know what I'm saying. Some of you girls are pulling way to hard! Some of you are pulling like you're trying to pull a better looking guy out of me. What is that? I didn't swallow Patrick Dempsey. Okay! I'm the same fat bald guy who you met on myspace! Deal with it! You don't even have the class to spit on your hand first. A dry hobo jerk down! What are your step fathers teaching you!?
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maybe she's pullin that hard just to make it big enough to get a couple of fingers around. If you didn't have such a needle dick...she might not have to do that.

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Old 12-28-2007, 08:08 AM
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theres nothing better then a brutal superjerk. It may hurt but i like it rough
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brutal superjerk.....just what I dream for.....yikes...walk on....walk on....walk on FAST!
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au.... ^^ yanking without any substance thats slippery :P

hahaha well maybe u should buy sum stuff ^^ or ask her to take it with her that way she allready know its gona get spicy ^^ LMFAO !
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Old 12-28-2007, 09:32 AM
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maybe she's pullin that hard just to make it big enough to get a couple of fingers around. If you didn't have such a needle dick...she might not have to do that.

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I know exactly what your talking about, though. This girl I used to know popped into my head as soon as I started reading this LoL.
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