well there was this one time me and my friend got drunk with this fat korean chick.. anyways I ended up drinking 90% of 26'er of fireball whiskey got so plastered. So she was like digging me an all but prior to hanging out she said she didn't like big dicks and I thought of mine as average.. so my friend is keeping his space from us.. so she drops to her knees pulls down my pants my pecker pops out and shes like toooo big toooo big can't fit in my mowf. so I was like fuck sat down next to the tree passing out.. so she goes to my friend. who I call fat little asian boy. so I decided to go see what they were doing I was basically crawling to them and she was blowing him.. and I was crawling and I got about 10 feet and I was like "lets go home" funniest shit but yea they kept going and I was like dying beside a tree puking.