Mouth, bad idea
vile taped to ur leg, bad idea.
Mailing anything to the family could put THEM in jail, bad idea.
rolling joints to replace cigs, bad idea.

Look, don't worrie about dogs, you will have a small amount.
All money has traces of drugs,they sell poppy seeded bagels at the airport
The dog will not over react with you endless you didnt dry ur bud out and the small is still heavy.Just balls ur bag,and if you get caught...run and start eating!!..just joking.
I'd keep it on my person at all times dude,thats the only way my "friend" does it.

if you have a female upi can bring with you its no sweat just get some un lubbed condoms and grind that shit up and have your stuff it in her cooch

put it in the first unlubbed condom then tiie it up and wash it off and wash your hands then put inside another one and repeat washing do this 3 or 4 times if your really hard up i guess you could put it in your ass but that sounds uncomfortable

This is how my neighbor mails his bud (yes mails to his parents.)

Bags it in freezer bags, puts it in a coffe can, wraps it in christmas paper., fills the box with Styrofoam peanuts, seals the box, puts that box in a bigger box, with some more peanuts. wraps her. mails her.


You can also bag it, and strap it under your genitals, to your gooch. I know a girl that did that from Oregon to Florida. with 1/2oz she just happened to put it along a panty liner. lol

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ROFL....Yeah, that does sound like a girl you want to take home to mom.
I'd go that route,nothing like a oz of weed up ur ass just to be safe.

If The Joints Are Inside Of The Cigarettes (not Just The Cigarette Pack, Actually In The Empty Cig) It Will Work Every Time

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wat part of michigan i got connects unless your scared to com to the hood

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disclaimer , i have know idea wat im sayin im unconcious 24/7 so its all fiction so if a cop ask me something i will act dumb

my sister lives in the upper mich, its very nice....
You couldent drag me detroit,flint..not for some weed,I'd take my chances
at the airport with the shit hanging out of my pocket before I headed that route.

just come to detroit, we got great bud.

funny story real quick, my dad told me one time he was flying with his buddy to the Indy 500 and they were getting ready to go through the metal detectors and my dad put his dugout in the tray to send through the machine and when it got out the other side the secruity said what is this and he said a dug out and they tried to take it from them and he just grabbed it from them and ran. He only got away with this because it was in the 80's. My bad back to the question what ever you do dont bring more than 28g just throw that shit in your pocket man, there isnt that many dogs unless you go international.