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Old 11-23-2007, 10:18 AM
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Alright well I will start with... If you are a curious female and want to read this thread fine. If you are a highly stuck up female bitch (such as paris hilton) please do not read the following, it might offend you.

Over the years of having sex with many attractive girls (starting off very much slower then my other classemates at the time actually) I have figured out two basic things that still blow my mind today.

1. Opposite: I cannot explain or even put in words how many times I've used the opposite angle. Women simply love there man to be opposite of them for some reason. I have some idea why but not much, of which I think it to be with something with most women trying to project something they are not, and if we males pick up on this it helps immensely. Women usually tend to say one thing and mean something else and the key is to pick up on this. A simple example of this would be "hunny are there any towels upstairs?" Her knowing that there are no towels upstairs, what she is really asking is "hunny can you refill the towels". I know this is not an example of a direct opposite but you get the point!

Another simple example of direct opposites would be me smoking weed. Most sexy women love to date a "badass". I have no idea why and I personally tend not to care. I don't think I am at all a badass. I think that most women think its bad ass because I sell weed, tend to have normally a large amount of money in cash, and I know and am able with my money to have a good time like not many other people can(this fact was true up until a few months ago). I am happy right now though because I'm keep more to myself now and I'm liking the quiet.

2. Being a man: I cannot Stress this enough. Be a fucking man dude. I hate little pussy ass guys that are just little bitches. Makes me sick, your a guy, you have the fucking dick, you control when it goes up and down and when you fuck, not her, and don't fucking let her! She want a man that will fuck her ragged no matter what she says. If you don't fuck like a porn star it will not work trust me, just trust me haha. Think about this. Could you imagine watching the same porn over and over for the rest of your life? Neither could I, and its the same thing with your bitch. Fuck her like a mad man, no matter what she says!

Get these two things straight with youself and many beautiful women will follow...

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No I am not married and do not intend to be for some time. Not because I'm some selfish jerk, but simply because I want to have a nice house, and a fat income to fully run my family before I commit.
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Old 11-23-2007, 10:44 AM
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i'm 41 years old. i've pretty much tried it all.
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