Ha Ha Ha Get A Load Of What Happened To Me Today

motoracer110 · #1 10-30-2007, 08:06 PM

The funniest thing happened to me today. While driving in my friends car from snowboarding I smoked a bowl when half the way through I was smelling what seemed like burnt popcorn I didn’t really know where it was coming from and my friend thought that I was crazy and smoking good weed so I thought nothing of it and fell asleep. When I got home my friend got out of the car and when he saw me he just broke out laughing, come to find out I burned off my eyebrow I guess we hit a bump and the flame came to close to my face. hahahahaha looks like im not getting laid for a while. Dose anyone have any funny stories of when they were getting high?

moxtox · #2 10-30-2007, 08:57 PM

One time i just kept on eating nad eating...like everything. Like i was eating corn pops, drinking OJ and then I started eating Tostitos. Then all of a sudden my friends like ,"yo if you keep eating you're gonna barf" and then i just barfed into 1/2 a big ziplock bag of tostitos and after i was like ,"wow i was eating those tostitos whole...no wonder i barfed" LOL

1puff2puff3puff · #3 10-30-2007, 09:01 PM

ROFL...lol... that suuuuuuuuuux, i cut off both my eyebrows one time when i was in kindergarden and my parent made me go to school anyway... it was TERRIBLE... i just had seen my mother shaping her eyebrow and i wanted to try.... it suxed but at least i was in kindergarden.

DumpsterKeeper · #4 10-30-2007, 09:02 PM

I was ultra broke one time. I had a dub my friend gave to me as a charity high and I didn't even have a lighter (my bic had just run out of juice). So I had some kitchen matches, I lit up a bowl with my face hanging right over the bong. I moved the match away as the bud began to cherry like usual, but I forgot that matches don't go out until you blow them out and ended up setting my hair on fire.

Word of advice to stoners: Though long hair makes you look like a rock star and adds to your credibility in weed-related conversations, it can be hazardous.

Truu · #5 10-30-2007, 09:13 PM

I rolled a joint in my friends car one time. Somehow i ended up with weed on my shoulder? "weed on your shoulder" then became a little joke with me a my friends. All i could think of.

DumpsterKeeper · #6 10-30-2007, 09:28 PM

The only explanation for shoulder weed I can think of goes as follows:

Shoulder weed will occur when the subject has been smoking so much marijuana that his scalp has started to merge with the plant itself. The result is dandruff with a high THC content that can be smoked. The reason shoulder weed is rarely smoked is because most people are not comfortable with smoking weed that flaked off of a person's scalp.

Truu · #7 10-30-2007, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DumpsterKeeper

The only explanation for shoulder weed I can think of goes as follows:

Shoulder weed will occur when the subject has been smoking so much marijuana that his scalp has started to merge with the plant itself. The result is dandruff with a high THC content that can be smoked. The reason shoulder weed is rarely smoked is because most people are not comfortable with smoking weed that flaked off of a person's scalp.

HAHA. That was awsome. I am a victim of Shoulder Weed.

1puff2puff3puff · #8 10-30-2007, 09:46 PM

You need Weed and Shoulders...lol

Truu · #9 10-30-2007, 09:52 PM

I'd use it too!

fdd2blk · #10 10-30-2007, 09:52 PM

careful with flannel shirts and ziplock baggies.

every time i would go to the grocery store i seemed to have weed in my pocket. i would fold the baggie in half and put it in the BUTTONED pocket of the flannel i was wearing. while walking thru the store they always seemed to unfold and wiggle out. i'd end up at the register with a full cart and half a bag of dope sticking out of my chest pocket. got a big smile every time.