What do you hate about dealers/buying bud?

**afrawfraw** · 03-01-2010, 10:37 PM

Personally, I hate dispensaries as well. That "I'm doing you a favor" attitude...I live in OR now but in Cali, some 1/8's are $60!!! WTF!? At a club for a patient...No good...Grow your own, man!!!

**afrawfraw** · 03-01-2010, 10:39 PM

OMG! What is that, Polish Hash! LMAO...

**FoxCompany426** · 03-02-2010, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by ......

Thats the most disgusting looking weed I ever seen in my life lol.Id throw that shit out.

I just hate the dickheads who try and sell skimp bags.Its always easy to get weed or anything all you have to do is walk out front and somebody got it and if they aren't out there somebody in the chinese store got it.

I just did a google image search...

It was supposed to be what I hate about dealers. That is obviously not fire.

**sUpReMePaRaNoIa** · 03-02-2010, 10:47 AM

i hated the hassle of meeting someone...sometimes having to wait.....i would laugh at the weedman if he said he was doing me a favor....na buddy...its more like im doing a favor for you by lining your pockets with some greenbacks....or another kicker...."man this shit is fire"....or..."its blueberry" blah blah blah......im sure its not buddy......im so glad i dont have these problems anymore....

**FoxCompany426** · 03-02-2010, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by sUpReMePaRaNoIa

i hated the hassle of meeting someone...sometimes having to wait.....i would laugh at the weedman if he said he was doing me a favor....na buddy...its more like im doing a favor for you by lining your pockets with some greenbacks....or another kicker...."man this shit is fire"....or..."its blueberry" blah blah blah......im sure its not buddy......im so glad i dont have these problems anymore....

Does this sound familiar...

"Well, my buddy's about to get a pound of some good shit. I'll call you tomorrow when he gets it..."

No call. Not even an answer when you call.

No thanks.

**converseking** · 03-02-2010, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by d.s.m.

The whole "I'm doing you a favor" attitude. Fucking ridiculous.

yea like they're not getting an arm and a leg for the ish and that the whole point of them even selling the ish to make $$$ so they should b kissing kiss and giving deal's when they get good clientele like us guy's (not you jackasses tho lol j/k)

**IAm5toned** · 03-02-2010, 10:52 AM

me- "hey man, whats up?i heard mary was headed over there, id love to hang out with her for a bit"
shady dealer- " yeah man, and she said shes lookin sexy in the bright green dress she's always wearin, she should be here in 30 minutes, maybe an hour at tops, ill give you a call when she shows up"

2 hours later...

me- " whatssup? was she lookin so good you forgot to take your eyes off her and call me back?"
shady dealer- "naaa man, she aint got here yet, but i just heard she's lookin fat too!, she said she'll be here by tonite"

tonite...

me- " so, she must be super sexy man, for you to be so reclusive...."
shady dealer- "well, she said she got delayed, but she will be here in the morning, with bells on, and she also told me she was gonna show up with here old friend Sid...."

in the morning....

me- "so... mary's not looking to good this morning man.. kinda looks hungover, and she looks all dirty, like shes been hangin out with some mexicans"
shady dealer- "awwww dude but shes the FIRE! it aint brown, thats the newest chocolate haze, its pure 2 toke, i heard it came from amsterdam and some hot chick had to stuff it in her (expletive) just to get it here, here, smell it!'
me- "ahh man, i think i gotta go dude... uhh thanks anyways though. maybe next time...."

**converseking** · 03-02-2010, 10:53 AM

Grow your own! Best way to solve the problem just dot get busted

**converseking** · 03-02-2010, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by IAm5toned

me- "hey man, whats up?i heard mary was headed over there, id love to hang out with her for a bit"
shady dealer- " yeah man, and she said shes lookin sexy in the bright green dress she's always wearin, she should be here in 30 minutes, maybe an hour at tops, ill give you a call when she shows up"

2 hours later...

me- " whatssup? was she lookin so good you forgot to take your eyes off her and call me back?"
shady dealer- "naaa man, she aint got here yet, but i just heard she's lookin fat too!, she said she'll be here by tonite"

tonite...

me- " so, she must be super sexy man, for you to be so reclusive...."
shady dealer- "well, she said she got delayed, but she will be here in the morning, with bells on, and she also told me she was gonna show up with here old friend Sid...."

in the morning....

me- "so... mary's not looking to good this morning man.. kinda looks hungover, and she looks all dirty, like shes been hangin out with some mexicans"
shady dealer- "awwww dude but shes the FIRE! it aint brown, thats the newest chocolate haze, its pure 2 toke, i heard it came from amsterdam and some hot chick had to stuff it in her (expletive) just to get it here, here, smell it!'
me- "ahh man, i think i gotta go dude... uhh thanks anyways though. maybe next time...."

lol funny shit

**iNVESTIGATE** · 03-02-2010, 11:03 AM

When dealers buy wet weed. And then when you give some constructive criticism. Like buy some drier weed or drying it out or something ('It' being my future purchase(s)). They then say "hey man, then i lose money!" Admitting to my face that they're ripping me off.

Sellin' wet weed weighs more on scale.. and you dont feel the difference until you've smoked 5-10 G's into the oz./half Z.

Sons o' bitches! hah
oh and plus its shit in busters when wet and smokes like crap!

AND

Somethin' that i LOVE when buying weed is when the dealer doesnt have a scale and he/she eye's it out. But only when yah get a nice fatty count! lol