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i was wondering wat r good ways to pass a piss test. also does exercising work.. like sweating alot etc... also for a job where do u take a pis test at? is it at the store(grocery store) or do u go to some place? and how long u gota wait till u can go to the place if they say u need a drug test... thnx
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It depends on how long you have smoked and how much a day. You will go to a lab, most likely, to take your test and usually for a job, you will take the test within a couple of hours. Of course, wait as long as you can, before testing. If you smoke daily, you need to abstain from smoking for at least a week. The night before you take the test, drink 1/2- 1 gallon water. The next morning drink 1/2 gallon of water and urinate at least 4 times before you test. Cranberry juice is a natural diuretic, I always dilute the water with a little cranberry juice, which will make you pee more frequently. Take a vitamin B complex about an hour before you test, which will add color to your urine. The water dilutes your urine, so be sure to take a vitamin B complex or creatine, to add substance to your urine sample. |
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Tell them this "I refuse to piss in the dishes"
Anyone who expects you to piss for them is a creep... It's bad enough most jobs still require you to wear a white mans slave tie for the big massa boss man. screw them!Ask them to piss in a cup with you |
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http://www.detoxcleanfree.com/?gclid...FSHaDAodUku41A
You really can't beat that shit for a job drug test. This is synthetic urine. I actually just used it for about the 4th time a few weeks ago and it works like a charm. It ONLY works for job drug tests because they don't watch you. If you are pissing for probation or court more often than not they watch you piss
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Zydot has saved my ass a few times. It kind of makes your urine neon though.
Natural ways to detox?... sweating is good, find a sauna or throw on a bunch of clothes in the bathroom, plug up the exits, and turn the hot water on high. Run in place. Enemas are great. Anything that will make you shit a lot is going to get it, but laxatives are harsh. You'll want to drink a lot of water and/or cranberry juice. If you have access to a juicer, I'd suggest melons.... watermelon, cantaloupe, and/or honeydew. Eat them too! Stop smoking and give yourself 3 weeks at least, but one month+ for heavy consumers. Good luck. |
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