The Daily Mail Cancer List

Just came across this, it amused me rather

AGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st-cancer.html
AIR POLLUTION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ld-cancer.html
AIR TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/ar...nt-fliers.html
ALCOHOL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ncer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-wine-day.html
ALLERGIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...soy-sauce.html
ARTIFICIAL LIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
ASBESTOS (as if it wasn’t bad enough already) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-cancer.html
ASPIRIN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
BABIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st-cancer.html
BABY BOTTLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...fertility.html
BABY FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...cer-alert.html
BACON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...cers-grow.html
BARBEQUES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ncer-risk.html
BEEF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st-cancer.html
BEER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...te-cancer.html
BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...te-cancer.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ite-women.html
BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...n-smokers.html
BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...cer-women.html
BEING SOUTHERN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...st-cancer.html
BISCUITS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ods-avoid.html
BLOWJOBS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...at-cancer.html
BRAS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...a-bad-you.html
BREAD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
BREAST FEEDING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...st-cancer.html
BREAST IMPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...cer-scare.html
BROKEN HEARTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rly-grave.html
BUBBLE BATH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...bath-safe.html
BURGERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...s-burgers.html
CAFFINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...abies-DNA.html
CALCUIM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...searchers.html
CANDLE-LIT DINNERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz0dufFps6a
CANNED FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-tin-cans.html
CARBOHYDRATES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...st-cancer.html
CARS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ld-cancer.html
CEREAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ite-foods.html
CHEESE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rs-spread.html
CHICKEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ted-foods.html
CHILDLESSNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/co...old-fault.html
CHILDREN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...new-study.html
CHILDREN’S FOODhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rens-food.html
CHILLIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...yes-alert.html
CHINESE MEDICINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...medicines.html
CHIPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...se-cancer.html
CHLORINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ed-cancer.html
CHOCLATE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...te-snacks.html
CITY LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...st-cancer.html
CLIMATE CHANGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...in-cancer.html
COCA COLA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
COD LIVER OIL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-capsules.html
COFFEE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...up-coffee.html
CONSTAPATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
CONTRASEPTIVE PILLS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...gher-Pill.html
COOKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
CORDLESS PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...th-danger.html
CRAYONS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-crayons.html
CURRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...rry-sauce.html
DEODRANT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ed-cancer.html
DIETING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...st-cancer.html
DOGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ally-true.html
EGGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...cals-eggs.html
ELECTRICITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...new-alert.html
ENGLISH BREAKFAST http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...r-63-cent.html
FACEBOOK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...sk-cancer.html
FALSE NAILS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...arn-women.html
FATHERHOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...new-study.html
FIBRE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...k-warning.html
FISH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...cer-scare.html
FLIP FLOPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...tors-warn.html
FLY SPRAY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...n-tumours.html
FRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...eath-risk.html
GARDENS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ncer-risk.html
GRAPEFRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...isk-third.html
HAIR DYE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...sk-cancer.html
HAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...nger-list.html
HEIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ays-study.html
HONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ted-foods.html
HOT DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ite-foods.html
HRT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz0dueJ7qOY
INTERNET http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-websites.html
IVF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...cer-risks.html
KIDNEY TRANSPLATS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...sk-cancer.html
LAMB http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...st-cancer.html
LARGE HEADS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ne-cancer.html
LEFT-HANDEDNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...st-cancer.html
LIVER TRANSPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...d-husband.html
MENOPAUSE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ncer-risk.html
MENSTRUATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...d-periods.html
METAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...arkinsons.html
MILK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...an-cancer.html
MOBILE PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...te-soared.html
MODERN LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-epidemic.html
MONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...teenagers.html
MORPHINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz0dudlHqN2
MOUTHWASH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...y-experts.html
NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-cancer.html
OBESITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...sk-cancer.html
OESTROGEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...st-cancer.html
OLDER FATHERs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz0dudLlJsP
PASTRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ite-foods.html
PEANUT BUTTER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-fungus.html
PERFUME http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...infertile.html
PICKLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ite-foods.html
PIZZA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...e-warning.html
PLASTIC BAGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz0duexZlFs
PORK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...safe-beef.html
POTATOES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...oked-food.html
POVERTY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/co...old-fault.html
PREGNANCY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...eer-women.html
RADIOACTIVITY (again, just no irony whatsoever) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ncer-risk.html
RICE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...sk-cancer.html
SAUSAGES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...k-20-cent.html
RETIREMENT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz0ducbviCE
SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ex-cancer.html
SHAVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
SKIING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ncer-risk.html
SOUP http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ys-expert.html
SPACE TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ing-space.html
SUN CREAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/ar...un-creams.html
TALCUM POWDER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-day-risk.html
TEA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...isk-women.html
TEEN SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz0dudvXOF7
VITAMINS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ly-deaths.html
WATER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-hotspots.html
WI-FI http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-internet.html
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ool-meals.html
WORKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...te-cancer.html
X-RAYS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...sk-cancer.html

lol, Daily mail > God.
Nowadays, everything is out to get you