The Zombie Attack Preparation Thread

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Have you begun to prepare?

[KaleoXxX]

have you read the zombie attack survival handbook?

id rather be preparing for whatever chaos will ensue on 2012 than prepare for a zombie attack

one of my friends says "if we get a bunch of crackheds, and infect them with gang green and leprosy, then start calling crack brains, then we would have a zombie pandemic"

[Woodstock.Hippie]

whatever chaos will ensue on 2012 = zombie attack

[Woodstock.Hippie]

A Zombie is a faceless enemy worthy of a shovel to the face.

My friends, we are on the cusp of great change.

Has anyone seen the television show "The Colony"?

If so, please imagine instead of very few people, ganjajillions of hungry, desperate mobs making their own rules.

Zombies

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[ruderalis88]

if jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?

bring them on, i've got a baseball bat, a sword, and a foul temper. ain't no zombie fuckers messing up my shit haha

[Jack*Herrer420]

Best zombie movie ever, Dead Alive, go watch it.

[Woodstock.Hippie]

I and I agree about Zombie Jesus.

Please use your imagination powers to manifest a large solar flare hitting Earth while she's getting fucked by tebor that generates a large EMP and eliminates electricity and electronics.

No refrigeration, no hospitalization, no waterization, no motorization.

Just desperation.

How many Zombies does an EMP make?

Ganjajiillions of hungry, desperate Zombies that are smarter, faster, have cooler weapons and are hungrier and more desperate than YOU.

[Woodstock.Hippie]

I dreamed a random cosmic event wiped out electricity and electronics on Earth.

I didn't hear anything because solar flare-induced EMPs are silent.

Except for aircraft and spacecraft falling from the skies like screaming Angels.

[Louis541]

A christian guy came to my door the other day, and I asked him about Zombie Jesus. He basically told me that I was right.

I said he's the opposite of most zombies. They want to eat your flesh. He wants you to eat his.

Hippie, are you a newfound rasta?

[Woodstock.Hippie]

nasta

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