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Old 09-25-2007, 05:56 PM
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I've failed drug tests and I've passed drug tests... none of which were taken at home. I would say that the advice suggested above is your best bet. Water does work, smokerE is right on that, but I don't think anyone could tell you how long it would take before the water 'hides' the evidence. If you are really in need of passing this test, using a friend's pee is the best option. Unless your mom or dad is gonna be standing right there in the bathroom with you when you pee in the cup, then that option is out.

The best options that I know of (that cost no money) is to use someone's clean pee or drink a shit load... I mean a shit load of water daily til this test is given.
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First, how old are you? Second drinking excsive amounts of water will "water log" you and it can kill you. Your best bet is to go to a smoke shop or health store an just buy a detox. I have passed many tests this way. Your ready to pee in about 1 hour and up to 4 hrs later.
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First, how old are you? Second drinking excsive amounts of water will "water log" you and it can kill you. Your best bet is to go to a smoke shop or health store an just buy a detox. I have passed many tests this way. Your ready to pee in about 1 hour and up to 4 hrs later.

How much detox do you have to drink? Scientifically what is going on for you to pass this test? There is nothing that removes cannaboids from your system.
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Oh, I forgot to add, if you take a vitamin b12 supplement it will make your piss yellow. It'll be bright yellow, but at least it won't be clear. You can buy into the hype on those detox mixes, but all in all it's just a way of dilluting your urine. Why spend $20 when water is free or a dollar a gallon? Personally I drink a gallon over a couple of hours. Piss a couple of times before I take the final test. You also want to piss out the first little bit, dont' put this in the cup since it has the greatest chance of having metabolized cannaboids in it.
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The pee in the bag tricks work as long as it's not a temperature test. This I have seen many people fail on. On my tests your only allowed a couple of degrees above or below 98.6 or this will constitute a failure. Depending on what test is administered. The el' cheapo ones usually don't have temps on them. I have seen people attempt the "strapping them to their nuts" and fail on the temperature part. The hand warmers usually bring the solution to above 105 degrees. 7 days of not smoking and depending on how much you smoked previously has a large bearing on whether or not you will pass or not. Any dyeretic, coffee, cranberry juice are good for flushes. I just find it easier with water. As far as cranberry juice goes, my girl went to the hospital one time for panic disorders and they tested for everything. The doctor said "ma'am you have a fair amount of marijuana in your system". They claimed this was possibly the cause of her panic disorders. She was drinking cranberry juice for 3 days straight, and wouldn't you know they did blood work again, and happened to tell her that her "cannaboid" level dropped considerably. I guess the stuff really does owrk.
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thanks guys im gonna start drinking tons of water tom. im not sure the exact date of the drug test but i havent smoked for 7 days now doesnt it take somehting like 30 days to get clean without a detox? i used to smoke 1-4 blunts a day
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Oh, I forgot to add, if you take a vitamin b12 supplement it will make your piss yellow. It'll be bright yellow, but at least it won't be clear. You can buy into the hype on those detox mixes, but all in all it's just a way of dilluting your urine. Why spend $20 when water is free or a dollar a gallon? Personally I drink a gallon over a couple of hours. Piss a couple of times before I take the final test. You also want to piss out the first little bit, dont' put this in the cup since it has the greatest chance of having metabolized cannaboids in it.
Well from what I undestand is that THC is store in body fat. The detox does not rid it from your body but rather binds it in. You have a 4 hour window to piss clean then it unbinds and you will piss dirty. I believe thats how it works.
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thanks guys im gonna start drinking tons of water tom. im not sure the exact date of the drug test but i havent smoked for 7 days now doesnt it take somehting like 30 days to get clean without a detox? i used to smoke 1-4 blunts a day
Do Not Drink a ton of water. Like I aid before too much of a good thing will kill you. Drink above normal amounts, but not so much that you die. Google dying from drnking water and you will see.
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Well from what I undestand is that THC is store in body fat. The detox does not rid it from your body but rather binds it in. You have a 4 hour window to piss clean then it unbinds and you will piss dirty. I believe thats how it works.
Binds it in? So it completely stops your body from burning fat?
 

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