It burns when I piss . . .

"Probably a simple urinary tract infection or yeast infection, just go to the doctors, get some antibiotics and stop being a pussy"...maybe if your lady legs werent open like a t.v. antenna my good man would be feeling fine...

Originally Posted by The Real Peter Parker

"It burns when I piss..."

Well when I get on a mic I spit fire...

Maybe you could just put a whole bunch of that red pepper seasoning on your pizza [as in more of that shit than cheese] and the burn when you shit will counteract the burn of your piss.

Fight fire with fire.

I'm with this guy. Do what he says.

Here ya go brotha...http://www.webmd.com/

I think your just high and either pay more attention to the burning or piss faster thus making it burn. In my opinion, you got nothing to worry about. Next time to take a piss while high try and keep a steady and slow stream, if that makes any sense. If it still hurts, then go to your doc.

Naw im pretty sure he's got something....lol really...

if you start pissing razor blades...i'd run for the emergency room

Originally Posted by mofizzle415

...maybe if your lady legs werent open like a t.v. antenna my good man would be feeling fine...

Pardon? I get the slight inkling that you're either referring to me, referring to the original poster, or referring to somebody entirely separate from the two. What I DO know for a fact though is you make absolutely no sense what so ever.

I figured you'd pick up some comprehension of the words that you speak between now and the last time I've had to suffer though your posts, let us say I'm not impressed to say the least.

You can get a yeast infection or urinary tract infection from simple digestive issues, from a large list of other causes. I suppose spreading your parts open like an antenna will suffice as an alternative, albeit a really shitty one, but one at that I'll give you a point for it.

I just wish you weren't such an idiot when you got things half right. It's bad enough suffering through it when you're not.

Perhaps you held your piss too long at some point or something?