Tired of trying to look for balls or pistils on your plant, then what other ways can you think of to determine if your plant is a female or male.
For example
If your plant constantly complains how the neighbors plant keeps getting a whole new refurbished grow room, then youve got a female
If your plant never misses a show of oprah, youve got a female

or

If your plant lives in its own dirt, youve got a male

However, if your plant wears makeup, has long blode pistils YET has those balls hanging out, youve got yourself a shemale hermie.

what other ways are there to tell?

If it has more than one pair of shoes, it's a female.

If it leaves the toilet seat up, it's a male.

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if it's always staring in the mylar it's a female.

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i'm the guy i've always wanted to be

haha,
if it has pajama parties with all the other plants, its a female

If it refuses to uptake Nitrogen because of the imminent weight gain, it's a female

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if it wants bud implants, it's female.

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come join us on our island.

wow you guys are by far the most creative group out of all the forums i visit. props.

hehehehehe

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If it finds fault with every little thing you do, it's a female.

If it worries about the health and safety of your other plants, it's a female