Dude, got a psycho bitch on me right now... Last night had its costs...

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8 simple words should get her off your back. I'm not gay but I'm willing to learn.

Just tell her about friday nights jello party, she'll believe you then.

Just had a thought here...We all clicked on a link that says "Men drinking jello shots" WTF? What was I expecting to see? Does that make me gay too?

You see, the friday night jello party was not planned. Another night of sitting around the dorm playing cards and eventually ordering a pizza then passing out would be really 'gay' [sorry to use the word like a fourth-grader would]. A whole bunch of dudes getting drunk off of Jello shots would also be 'gay', but at least we'd be drunk. So it just kind of happened. Anyways, we needed to know whether we were doing it right. It would be fucking embarrassing for these chicks to come by and show them we don't even know how to make Jello.

And friday night deteriorated into driving around the town, a bad decision at best.

But I pretty well proved to her I wasn't gay in about 5 different ways... so I think it would be hard to convince her. I hate being a dick to girls too it makes me feel like an asshole, but that's my course of action. The problem is my roommate's girlfriend is best friends with this chick. So it could fuck him over too... or I could well I guess we'll just see how it plays out, I'm not gonna worry about that shit...

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