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Old 11-19-2006, 10:01 AM
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I recently quit my job,can anyone tell me the best way to pass a urine test.Thanks
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Old 11-19-2006, 12:47 PM
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yes quit smoking pot untill you get a new job. Or get a buddy who does not smoke piss in a ziplock right before you go take your test and presto youve got a clean test. There are cleaning kits like Vales that will clean you out for a few hours but you will still have to stop smoking for 2 to 3 days before your test. Or you could just drink a shit load of water and eat like all hell the day of your test. The way your body expells THC from your urine is from the use of your fat cells stored in your body. So eat very very heavy 4 hours before your test and force your body to store fat cells instead of using them up. I have passed several tests by gorging myself hours before the test but I quit smoking for 2 days before the test if I know it's coming. Also drink a shit load of water a couple of hours before you go and make sure you piss at least three times before you take the test and you should come out clean.
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Old 11-19-2006, 02:18 PM
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If you are a medical marijuana patient a employer can NOT descriminate against you. Already have had the courts uphold this in Oregon.
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Old 11-19-2006, 09:08 PM
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not a patient,just a heavy smokin pothead,thx for the advice guys
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Old 11-19-2006, 10:56 PM
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I like to use quick caps they have worked everytime for me they just cover it up for 4 hours you dont have to quit smoking it recomends that you do but i didnt and ive passed every test ive taken with them just $20 with a double your money back guarentee they do turn your piss neon green but just tell them you were drinkin green kool-aid earlier

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Old 11-20-2006, 03:57 AM
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haha the 20 doller ones around here dont work... not for me anyway..
the one for 50 thats really thick worked for a friend of mine..
or get clean piss unless it has to be warm then thats a whole different story..
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:17 AM
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I taped a ziploc bag full of clean piss to my inner thigh to keep it warm one time. Then one time I had a test aprang on time with only 2 days prior notice. All I did was drink a fuckton of water (like 4 or 5 gallons) and I passed clean
 

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