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So like the title says...it's my best friends 21st.

Which got me thinking....who has some crazy 21st birthday stories...?

Come on this can be epic.

Let me pour a circle of salt to keep the trolls away..or is that only witches?!? Who cares..

Let's hear them. I have no stories because I just turned 21 on the 18th..didn't do much. Not much of a drinker.



I am smoking about 3 nice bong bowls before we head out and a joint for later. Don't wanna drink...but still wanna have fun

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I went to a 21st and the party started at 9 even, nobody came in and nobody left the entire time. [Was the plan for the rules] It wasn't allowed. But it was pushed back to 9:30 for the doors to get locked, because birthday boy's homie isn't punctual [ha ha, stoners...]

We had a 'grand slam' which is a 4-hose hookah, in a circle of 17, with a giant ass bowl. Everyone had to load an 1/8th. We smoked for 4 1/2 hours, non-stop, no joke. It was full-on legit, used a scale to weigh out to make sure nobody was skimping. I didn't drink too much, but there were a lot of drinkers there that night. The party filtered out around 5am, and me and two dudes went in the house and made one of those 16-inchers [pizza] from WalMart, and we passed out before it was done. The entire house filled with smoke and we were rescued by a friend who missed the 9:30 deadline, and worse yet didn't have an eighth. One thing about that party was I was 17, and the guy who came to rescue us, at least he rescued me, by giving me the worst black eye of my life, and knocking me, asleep, out of a computer chair and onto the floor. That was fun to explain to mother. [Though I did have to cop .5 off of the guy next to me, I only had 3 grams when the bowl got to me, for some reason I thought if I told them I had an eighth and it sure as hell looked like it they'd let me slide, but it was all weighed out...] I was ripped like I've never been before, and never have been since, though I have had better highs, but not off weed...

That pizza now hangs on the wall.

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