So I had to stop smoking for a few months to get a job, and tomorrow I take my drug test and I already have a fat sac ready to go.

Now I will admit that I was stupid and left the water in it for almost 3 months now, and that was just dumb. So I need to know what is the best way to clean my bong. It smells like the inside of a fat mans ass after a spicy hot wing eating contest. I don't wanna buy anything cause, I don't pay for anything other than weed. and my bills of course and other things that the world makes me use money for.

I really feel that it is beyond the rice and alcohol method. maybe some comet or something. just don't wanna die from inhaling cleaning products.

Please help me restore my bong to its prior glory

Alcohol is the only way to go. Don't expect it to dissolve the resin, you're going to have to let it sit overnight so it loosens up. Go to the 99 cent store and buy 1 or 2 of the big alcohol bottles and soak in a plastic bag or a container where you can submerge the bong into... Do not use hot water (bad experience). If you must, use a long stiff wire and some cotton balls wrapped on the end (finish tying off with yarn or string so it wont become lose), shape the wire and start scrubbing but be gentle especially around the edges as they might crack if too much pressure is applied. Good luck

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Xeno420

yeah... the alcohol soak works supreme, i soak it, and scrub it clean with paper towels and cotton swabs after i do that i usually stuck it in the sink with warm tapwater and just let it run through the whole thing for 20-30 mins to remove any fibres or nasy smelling alcohol... do it right and it will look like you just bought it brandnew. if you can, remove the rubber seals though before you use the alcohol, as alcohol will dry out the gaskets and makem brittle and leaky

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Rubbing alcohol and salt always does the job for me.

Plug your bong with a cork or your fingers and palm then shake it up real good. Then rinse it out some warm water.

After the water and resin has dried out in the pipe for 3 months? How long do you plan on shaking the bong?

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Xeno420

Well...long enough to rid those stains.

Or you could let it sit and soak for a while then try shaking it up.

denture tabs...fill bong with water...drop in the denture tabs/cleaner wait a bit...rinse.

never tried denture tabs... next time i go to grandma's i miught have to hit her up for one

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salt and alcohol

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sippin drank,and blowin kill

Sounds pretty disgusting. I would be using bleach, alcohol, ammonia, and vinegar.

Bleach to kill anything.
Alcohol for the resin.
Ammonia for the smell.
Vinegar for any calcium deposits left by the evaporating water.