joke time

ok everyone i personally have some green that makes everything funny as hell and i would like to see how many funny ass jokes we can come up with. i personally dont get offended by anything so if its funny post it.

i got this one in my email a minute ago and laughed like hell


Dr. Visit. . .


Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.
Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like bull shit!'
The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low.'

yeah it wasnt that good sorry bro!!
the bad part is im a fellow OBAMA BASHER LMAO