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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your ...
I do it to hear myself talk, because if I hear the address it'd help me remember it a lot better, i'v looked directly at what i needed before and just kept on truckin' lol then when i say it im' like aww fuq i just seen it.
Originally Posted by DWR
The bogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
if your driving down the road and u throw a cat out ur window does it become kitty litter?
if a chronic liar tells you hes a chronic liar do you believe him?
chuck norris doesnt teabag he potato sacks =]
I'm not a full blooded jew, I'm jew-ish...
If you rape a prostitute is it considered shoplifting?
never got the chance to use this one, a guy to guy 'joke', though no laughs probably - this for your asshole of a boss
'give me the rest of the day off, and i'll show you how to screw your wife properly'
I like my woman like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer.
(Sorry for the Racist)
Whats a Vietnamese and a Nigger make?..
Its so dumb it makes you laugh..
I'm an offended black male!
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