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Old 08-15-2007, 05:03 AM
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Hey guys and dolls!!

SO i potentially have a new job interview... awesome cuz mortgage biz sucks for me right now... N E way what can i do to pass a urine test. I've been an everyday smoker, somedays heavier than others, for about 14 months now, so i know my fatass has some THC stored up in my gut. Now i do live in cali and have a medical card, but i dunno... some companies dont buy the whole medicinal thing...

WHats peoples suggestions? what have you done? I've heard about niacin, pros and cons... any experiences?

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Old 08-15-2007, 09:51 AM
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Here's what I did. I got a buddy of mine that is clean to piss in a cup for me. Then I took a rubber glove (powder free), washed it out, poured the piss in it, and taped it to my thigh/waist 2 hours before the test so it would adjust to my body temperature. When I went to take the test I had a razor blade in my sock, so I went in the bathroom, got the razor blade out of my sock, pulled one of the fingers out of my pants, and cut the tip off...WHALA...there's a homemade whizzinator!!!
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Here's what I did. I got a buddy of mine that is clean to piss in a cup for me. Then I took a rubber glove (powder free), washed it out, poured the piss in it, and taped it to my thigh/waist 2 hours before the test so it would adjust to my body temperature. When I went to take the test I had a razor blade in my sock, so I went in the bathroom, got the razor blade out of my sock, pulled one of the fingers out of my pants, and cut the tip off...WHALA...there's a homemade whizzinator!!!
good info, works everytime hope the new job is everything you ever hoped for lol.
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Yeah it was worth wearing a glove full of piss for 2 hours...LOL.
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ernie thats a killer idea! nice!
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in high times they sell a fake dick with dehydrated urine and warmers... it costs 125 but I'd buy it to save my job...
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My way is cheaper...send me $20 and I'll send you a rubber glove, some duct tape, and a razor blade.....but wait there's more!!!!! If you act now you'll get 2..that's right 2 homemade whizzinators for the price of 1
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I know but if you have to hand it to the person itl be not hot... I guess you can buy thoes glove warmers they sell at home depot... But some jobs they watch you pee and on probation... but if their not going to watch you than yea fuck it...
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I use the unisex fake piss stuff. It comes in a bottle, pre-made with a warmer and thermometer. $25 works like a charm. No having to tote around someone else's piss.
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thoes fake piss things are usualy real piss... and dehydrated piss...
you really buy synthesized piss??? do they put piss smell into it???
 
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