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Old 08-15-2007, 07:06 PM
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I know but if you have to hand it to the person itl be not hot...
Dude that's why you tape it to your leg 2 hours before you go.

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and taped it to my thigh/waist 2 hours before the test so it would adjust to my body temperature.
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Yes, I use synthetic urine. It doesn't smell much, if any. Pee smell is widely based on what you eat and drink. All they do is dip a strip in the pee, they don't do a lab. urinalysis.
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That all works fine, but I'm on probation and have to pass drug tests on a frequent basis, and they have to see my dick in the cup, not a glove. Here are the steps I took to be certain of passing the test. I had not smoked for three whole days before hand, and been taking 3-4 niacin per day (a few in the morning a few at night). Then, the day of I drank about one gallon of water one hour before I went in. Also, before I left, I took a glass of bleach, and a glass of water and dipped a knife in the bleach. I then dipped the knife in the water and repeated. Swirled the water, and down the hatch. The tester said I passed with flying colors, so it must of worked.
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check out this site whizzinator.com its a bit pricey but I think its worth it if you got a good job.
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No job is worth a man buying himself a dildo for personal use...specially one that pees.
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hahaha... I didn;t really think of it as a dildo... its probably really soft though... But I mean If they watch you piss than I'd would by myself as many dildos as I have to lol
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That all works fine, but I'm on probation and have to pass drug tests on a frequent basis, and they have to see my dick in the cup, not a glove. Here are the steps I took to be certain of passing the test. I had not smoked for three whole days before hand, and been taking 3-4 niacin per day (a few in the morning a few at night). Then, the day of I drank about one gallon of water one hour before I went in. Also, before I left, I took a glass of bleach, and a glass of water and dipped a knife in the bleach. I then dipped the knife in the water and repeated. Swirled the water, and down the hatch. The tester said I passed with flying colors, so it must of worked.
You're right man...my method doesn't work for probation...that's a whole different ballgame there
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all very good info... thanks guys!
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