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**Winter Woman** · 03-30-2011, 04:52 PM

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' THIRD PRIZE (TIE)
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between FIRST PRIZE
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with
tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between SECOND PRIZE
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
-Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of THIRD PRIZE (TIE)
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

**Winter Woman** · 03-30-2011, 05:02 PM

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others, I was awake."

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**Winter Woman** · 03-30-2011, 05:14 PM

So new it isn't on Youtube yet.

They are so adorable and I thank God they belong to someone else.

http://shine.yahoo.com/event/moments...ation-2469953/

**StonedPony** · 03-30-2011, 05:50 PM

here is the youtube one if you want to download it and save

fucking funny as hell...........they put inflections in thier speech.........you can hear it.....

**woodsmaneh!** · 03-30-2011, 06:40 PM

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**woodsmaneh!** · 03-30-2011, 06:46 PM

Dam wrong spot, got to quite smoking this stuff, now why was I here

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**chillwills** · 03-30-2011, 07:13 PM

**StonedPony** · 03-30-2011, 07:18 PM

hahahahahahahaahh go SCOOBY hahaha and I dont think it was posed is teh funny part LOL...........

**woodsmaneh!** · 03-30-2011, 07:28 PM

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."

There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to take a piss."