lmao, + rep-sorry I guess I have spread it around some more.
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
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WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS
Bud and Jim are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "By t'undering Jesus, I tink Bud is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard.
Jim comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?"
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