is that last one how they make aquafresh toothpaste?! it's making me feel a bit queasy
is that last one how they make aquafresh toothpaste?! it's making me feel a bit queasy
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On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding
west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker
Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "insensitive", he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're
wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
A farmers parody of LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It"
Not sure why it didn't embed.
Edit...got it.
Last edited by Dirty Harry; 06-28-2012 at 04:18 PM.
DAMN... didn't know Elmo had moves...
stay high
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