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It is our right to go into a self-induced high and to not know what the fuck is going on
- Kevin Reed, the president of The Green Cross -
He's been like ever since his girlfriend left him.
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“There is far more opportunity than there is ability. “ – Thomas A. Edison
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“There is far more opportunity than there is ability. “ – Thomas A. Edison
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“There is far more opportunity than there is ability. “ – Thomas A. Edison
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“There is far more opportunity than there is ability. “ – Thomas A. Edison
"No, no, ring this doorbell. That doorbell will give you a rash."
What? I'm f**ed up. I can't even comprehend any type of subtleness which UR famous for. Pls WTF ?Originally Posted by cannabineer
It was the punchline to a joke. Here's a c&p version. cn
St. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?"
"Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?"
"Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."
"Sounds easy enough. OK."
So Jesus manned the gates for St. Peter. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to sit down and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, "What did you do for a living?"
The old man replied, "I was a carpenter."
Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. "Did you have any family?" he asked.
"Yes, I had a son, but I lost him."
Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?"
"Well, he had holes in his hands and feet."
Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, "Father?"
The old man leaned forward and whispered, "Pinocchio?"
"My god ... it's full of stars!" - David BowmanneerGreen 2: Soilless grow
Just one more timeOH YES YOU DID!!
Last edited by lokie; 06-20-2012 at 11:45 PM.
"Wheels are made for rolling, mules are made to pack
I've never seen a sight that didn't look better looking back
I was born under a wandrin' star"
Oh, that cleared it right the f**k up. For shits sake, I don't get the punch!! I'm dumb, pls explain the growing nose part.
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