Wishing You Fat Fluffy Pistils
A dying guy calls his doctor, priest, and lawyer to a meeting to discuss his last wishes. He gave each one of them $100,000 and asked that each put it in his casket when he dies so he could 'take' it with him. They guy dies and during the wake the doctor, priest, and lawyer put the money in the casket with the guy. They all go to the cemetery and watch the guy get interred. As they are walking back to the cars the priest says, "I have a confession. I didn't put all the money in the casket. I kept out some for the orphans and widows." The doctor says, "I must confess that I too took some of the money and gave it to research for cancer." Well, the lawyer says, "I can't believe this guy's doctor and priest would go against his last wishes! I put the entire $100,000 in the casket!...I wrote a check!"
Three surgeons were discussing who was the easiest to operate on.
The first surgeon said engineers were the easiest because everything was laid out in a neat order.
The second surgeon stated that accountants were the easiest because everything was numbered.
The third surgeon said that politicians were the easiest because besides having no guts, their heads and asses were interchangable.
A fellow returned from a week-end retreat where they taught him "How to be a man", where the first thing he did was get in his wife's face and declare that he was the man of the house and from here on his word was law. When he got home at night he expected his wife to greet him at the door nicely dressed, the house spotless, with dinner on the table, the children's homework done and them well behaved......and he went on like this for fifteen minutes and when he got through he didn't see his wife for two weeks,....but then the swelling went down and his eyes began to open.
Last edited by curious old fart; 05-28-2012 at 03:12 PM.
so many strains, so little room!
WARNING: Although using marijuana may not be addictive; growing it is. Ed Rosenthal