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Old 08-05-2009, 06:22 PM
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Ok, I've been reading enough advice now to see that there are some very talented growers in these forums.
I have also seen some of the dumbest things done by beginners just because their stoner uncle read it in a book 30 years ago.
I'd like to hear all of the worst advice and growing tips you've ever been given!
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:55 PM
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By far the DUMBEST advice ever was to grow weed in a soil comprised of your own feces and urine... maybe it'll be good compost and work but either way, you're a fuckin' nut sack.
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:15 PM
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So did you try? Was it some good shit? lol
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:23 PM
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Nah I decided to do the more rational thing and ferment my own shit and make Jenkem, then get high off methane buildup. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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i had a guy say the last week of flowering he twists all the branches and pushes pins through the stems to 'stress the plant into finishing faster'.

wait, what? stress = timewarp......fucking aces!
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Yeah, somebody just posted that question recently, "How do you stress a plant?" That's what made me think of this.
What kind of whacko-bizarro mind came up with that? "Lets see, I'll baby this plant for 6 or 7 weeks, worry over every leaf that falls off, feed it regularly, and give it a perfect environment. Then, just before it's finished I'll abuse it like a red-headed stepchild."
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lol ewwww!!!
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I've read alot of dumb advice on this forum but that's what makes this site entertaining.
I really don't remember any advice on here that was dumb mostly due to the fact that I'm fucken pothead.
But I've seen alot of some dumb contraptions that people put together on here for a grow room.
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The dumbest advice I ever got was,"to use turkey shit(manure,droppings?) as a medium for freshly cut clones.
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dumbest advice i ever heard is something like this

"your wasting your time with those plants, kill em and start over"

like that would save you time! start a new batch, but dont kill a plant cuz its stunted
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