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Old 08-05-2009, 10:02 PM
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The dumbest advice I ever got was,"to use turkey shit(manure,droppings?) as a medium for freshly cut clones.
But what if you could clone turkey sh*t ... think about it.
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Old 08-06-2009, 01:45 AM
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Yeah, somebody just posted that question recently, "How do you stress a plant?" That's what made me think of this.
What kind of whacko-bizarro mind came up with that? "Lets see, I'll baby this plant for 6 or 7 weeks, worry over every leaf that falls off, feed it regularly, and give it a perfect environment. Then, just before it's finished I'll abuse it like a red-headed stepchild."
Incredible.
Stressing a plant is practiced in feminized seed production...
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Old 08-06-2009, 01:57 AM
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Honestly dont worry about it.. thats the number 1 reason why grows fail, people over caring for there plants..
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Old 08-06-2009, 01:58 AM
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i got told by someone i know not to leave your plants in darkness before harvest because all the buds will close up and shrink back into the branch.
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:09 AM
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Ohhh man those would be some lumpy branches. Haha here blaze this it's inverted branch weed
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:55 AM
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haha i told my dad about that after the guy had said it, he was laughing so much he was crying
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Stressing a plant is practiced in feminized seed production...
You are right, and I forgot about that, since I don't breed for seed.
I was remembering the old (bad) advice that stressing the plant increased potency.
I can just see some grower trying to stress his plants, screaming "Get a job or get out!" "You'll never amount to anything, loser!"
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THIS WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE , NOT ME... MAYBE IT WAS AL B. FUCT , ANYWAY IT IS FUNNY.
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1. Decide while stoned to become a weed baron
2. Plant leftover bagseeds and go looking for lights
3. Try to steal neighbor's floodlights, burn fingers, go to plan B after healing up
4. Buy incandescent halogen lights at OfficeJerks cos they look real bright and one blacklight over at the head shop cos it's purpleyness is cool as fuck and makes the Jimi Hendrix velvet poster glow something wicked
5. 4 out of 72 seeds sprout, fuckin ace!
6. All 4 get stretchy, fall over and die
7. Put the black light a little closer to cheer it up
8. Smoked the dried out seedling, gave me a headache, so I planted some more bagseeds
9. Dug out Uncle Bob's marijuana grow book from 1972, marveled at nail-thru-stem technique for improving potency
10. 9 out of 147 sprout, fuckin ace!
11. Put a pound of nails in salty water to get em good and rusty
12. All 9 get stretchy, fall over and die
13. I figured they wasn't getting enough light, so I stole granny's big ole heat lamp and a couple of headlights from some passing cars (damn they're hard to grab at stoplights)
14. Planted more seeds, put more bullshit and a couple of dead fish in soil mix this time (hey it worked for the Indians and the Pilgrims)
15. Neighbours complained about the shitty fish smell, I told them to rack off, so they called the cops, who confiscated all the 'evidence.'
16. Saw story on Fox News about wicked intarwebs sites about marijuana growing warping kids brains, figured I wasn't warped enough
17. Found pot growing website, figured I'd do a big favor for all those newbie idiots who'd never planted a seed and show em how to do it
18. Typed Uncle Bob's entire 1972 Yippie Underground growbook into the pot growing website, waited for praises to flow in
19. No one said nothing, so I typed it in again IN ALL CAPS SO THEY COULD READ IT BETTER
20. Decided I'd hang around and learn something, there's this guy who says his friend's uncle's brother in law once knew a guy who grew like POUNDAGE in an old refrigerator
21. Stole a refrigerator and put all my halogen lights in it along with a 5000 watt security light I found on top of a football stadium
22. Planted 693 more seeds in old coconut shells and put a half a box of Miracle Gro granules on each one
23. One sprouted and it screamed at me to kill it before it had to spend another second in that damn fridge
24. Gave up tryin to be a weed baron
25. Got stoned again decided to put the Arabs out of biz with a car the will run on leftover Mountain Dew
26. Broke into a vending machine and stole 900 cans of Mountain Dew
27. and so on...

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Stressing a plant is practiced in feminized seed production...
not like that it isnt. they use light stress, over ripening, and hormonal stress to create fem seeds. they dont kick the shit out of the plants.
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