The Cow of Life

"There is this story that everyone is born with a cow of life, which floats over you and follows along everywhere you go. Being a cow, of course, every once in a while it drops a turd. Usually they miss you, but once in a while one lands squarely on top of your head.
There are lots of ways to express that life has its bad days or frustrating moments, and they're all true.
I like the cow of life because it makes me smile – though not usually when I'm wiping its shit off my head."


-my dad (R.I.P.)


So i was planning on selling my car before i go off to college, and bought freon to fix my AC. (26$) It popped on my passenger seat and it left a pretty nicely sized crack on my front windshield. Now i have to pay almost 300$ to have it fixed tomorrow. This thread is for those days, the days you have to wipe some shit off of your head.



Also, I just needed to rant and release some of my frustration.

woops i apologize for the inconveniently large text.