The guinea pig thread. I'm donating my body to the science of passing drug tests.

Being a cynic by nature, I have a very hard time taking someone else's word that a particular product works. I am especially cynical with something as important as passing a drug test.

I very recently was offered a very good job with a company that is respected in my industry. I decided I couldn't chance popping a drug test, so I set about trying to find products that would help me pass a urine test. I found a home test kit that was very affordable and boasted a 98% accuracy rating, and I ordered 10 of them. I then went to the head shop and asked the guy behind the counter what would get me clean, without any doubts.

He suggested a particular brand/product, I bought 4 of them and headed home. As I was driving, I started to get a little paranoid that maybe what I bought wouldn't work... then what? So I went online and bought a "Never Fail" kit, that offered a 200% money back guarantee and 99.995% pass rate.

I'm dedicating this thread to the results of my own tests. I'm 5'11, 205 lbs, and sort of "corn fed." Thick but not fat. I smoke daily and mostly just the high end stuff.

The Test
Purchased from detoks.com
http://www.detoks.com/detox-testing-...c189/2723.html


The Control
The first thing I did was a "control" test. I stopped smoking when I found out I was having a drug test, and it's been roughly 3 days. I haven't been working out or drinking a shit-ton of water. I haven't changed anything really.

As expected the control showed a positive reading for THC in my urine. So, I know that the test strips work!

Detoxify Brand XXTra Clean
https://detoxify.com/xxtra-clean-sour-apple-flavor.html

This is the stuff that the guy at the head shop told me to buy. A little digging online yielded the concoction is actually a masking agent, and not a detoxifier. This could be an issue if the sample is sent to a lab and they specifically test for masking agents.

I drank the full bottle, waited 15 minutes, filled the bottle with water and drank that too. I then waited for 1 hour while sipping on a second round of water casually. At the end of the hour, I pissed on the stick.

Negative! The home test kit came back as negative, but it wasn't a convincing negative. I have pictures of the product and the test strip I am working to get online, and I will post them here.

Next Steps
The "Never Fail" kit will be delivered tomorrow. I ordered 2 of them, so I will run another control, which should show a positive result for THC, and then I will run through the instructions for the kit and post the results.

If this thread is well received, I'm hoping to test multiple products and "get clean now" techniques and post the first-hand results of the tests here for everyone else to read and digest.

doctors dont accept spies lolz

I'll be curious to see what works for you and what doesn't, being a fellow 5'11"-er

Originally Posted by Amine

I'll be curious to see what works for you and what doesn't, being a fellow 5'11"-er

Does your height really matter?

Sure it does. It gives you insight into BMI. If I was 6'5 205, I would be much, much leaner.

Considering that THC metabolites attach themselves to fat cells, which are then stored in your body, it also gives you an idea of how potent a particular product will be... hopefully.

Someone that is 6'0 180lbs will store less THC metabolites.

Originally Posted by Johnny Retro

Does your height really matter?

I've done my homework before I used a product to help me pass... for three different jobs. Smoked everyday and was high AT the urine test. Product called QuickFix. Synthetic urine that works every time. Always a different color hue, $20, read the VERY simply easy instructions, tape it to your side crotch and piss it away into the cup. Works every time for me as well as two of my buddies who'm I've referred to it.

So, leaving nothing to chance, I actually sweet talked the receptionist into telling me which testing facility they were going to use. I then called and said my company was interested in sending candidates there for drug testing, but I wanted to know the procedures used at the facility.

They frisk. I don't think taping/bringing anything in is possible. I do have someone that owes me a solid, and he's agreed to give me a sample--he's a straight arrow sort of dude, but I'm still left with the challenge of actually bringing the sample into the collection room without being scoped.

Suggestions?

Originally Posted by Benassi

I've done my homework before I used a product to help me pass... for three different jobs. Smoked everyday and was high AT the urine test. Product called QuickFix. Synthetic urine that works every time. Always a different color hue, $20, read the VERY simply easy instructions, tape it to your side crotch and piss it away into the cup. Works every time for me as well as two of my buddies who'm I've referred to it.

It's the size of a small flask, unless your balls are the size of grapes, they won't feel it. But that sucks regardless, it is risky.
Go for "The Whizzinator"... sleek strap-on with different colored dicks with a built in bladder and the dicks pee. So you could piss in front of the president and he wouldn't know.

One more for the road... dicks!

Im very interested in your thread.

To be honest, I always use dehydrated urine with the whizinator, as I do not trust the detox drinks.
Hopefully, with your tests, you can instill some trust in me with those drinks.

Also, if I may make a suggestion. When I go for an interview they always send me to a clinic for the drug test. And sometimes the clinic will send it off to the laboratory as a double check. So anyways, my suggestion is to go to a clinic and have them send your urine to the lab. Thats the only real way to be sure. As the clinic will surely have top notch testing equipment.

Good luck on your journey.....

Ahh damn, We posted about the same time, I didnt see your last post when I posted.

Thats weird that they would frisk you. They've told me to empty my pockets, but they never touch or frisk me