The guinea pig thread. I'm donating my body to the science of passing drug tests.

I'm certain it's not a penitentiary style rub-down, but regardless, it's a risk.

That being said, I'm going to go to the head shop tomorrow and check out the size of the synthetic bottles. If they are small enough to tape to my taint, I'm in business.

Originally Posted by bigtomatofarmer

Ahh damn, We posted about the same time, I didnt see your last post when I posted.

Thats weird that they would frisk you. They've told me to empty my pockets, but they never touch or frisk me

Well you only need a certain amount of piss for them to use. It's like, 1/4 of this little vial. Tiny amount. I'd look around for containers you can transfer the product into. But, because they test for Temperature you need to make room for the tiny heat pad they give you.

Originally Posted by AnthonyAlmighty

I'm certain it's not a penitentiary style rub-down, but regardless, it's a risk.

That being said, I'm going to go to the head shop tomorrow and check out the size of the synthetic bottles. If they are small enough to tape to my taint, I'm in business.

you also need a heating pad.

but beware of the heating pads that reach a max temp of 145 degrees f. they are too hot. and yes they do check the tempature imediatley after they take the sample

you can find reptile shipping heating pads that are the perfect tempature for what you need.

good luck bro, I say make an appointment with the clinic and do a trial run. before the job sends you

Quick little internet search reveals synthetics with a heat strip on the side of the bottle... regardless, I'm investigating all options. I can't afford to pop this test--this job is a once in a lifetime opportunity type thing.

Originally Posted by Benassi

Well you only need a certain amount of piss for them to use. It's like, 1/4 of this little vial. Tiny amount. I'd look around for containers you can transfer the product into. But, because they test for Temperature you need to make room for the tiny heat pad they give you.

this is interesting. id like to see more tests

How the hell do you edit a post? I wanted to add more to this thread.

whizzanator is the only way, all that other shit you just made a large donation to your headshop.I figured out why our local headshop guy has not had the hell beat out of him.Everybody he sales that shit to goes to jail and when they get out they cant touch him or they will go right back.Trust me I am a pain clinic patient and get pissed ever three months.I really learned the ropes when lost my pain doctor and had to go to the methadone clinic for a year.That synthetic dont work either,it shows up on the adulturant strip,so do those drinks.I see peoples parole violated on those drinks,only way is to stop or sub urine

Originally Posted by Mr.Therapy Man

whizzanator is the only way, all that other shit you just made a large donation to your headshop.I figured out why our local headshop guy has not had the hell beat out of him.Everybody he sales that shit to goes to jail and when they get out they cant touch him or they will go right back.Trust me I am a pain clinic patient and get pissed ever three months.I really learned the ropes when lost my pain doctor and had to go to the methadone clinic for a year.That synthetic dont work either,it shows up on the adulturant strip,so do those drinks.I see peoples parole violated on those drinks,only way is to stop or sub urine

I know its hard to find somebody who doesn't smoke or are on BIG PHARMA's shit. Here is some info about the adulterant strip.http://www.medicaldisposables.us/product.php?productid=45&cat=0&page=1
P.S dirrerent website's say dirrerent shit. Most say if you have a Urinary track infection it will show up under nitrates
Whizzinator is no longer being sold buy puck technology. It's now being sold under Alternative Lifestyle Systems. It's being sold as a sex toy for a golden shower.. I bought mine last year right after they raided puck and spectrum labs. I haven't checked the local headshops . I hate to say this to all you stoners out there who need one for P.O. and work but I hope you can't get them from the local headshops If the only place you can find them is off of a dildo site. Maybe it'll lesson the suspicion on me

Well, I went in for a simple drug test through Lab Corp, and I passed the test. I used a combination of synthetic and natural urine. I bought a "never fail" kit online and followed the instructions. Right before I went in for the test, I checked using one of the test kits I purchased online, and it said my urine would pass, but I didn't want to chance it.

I filled the cup about half way to the line with synthetic and then topped it off with my own. Smart? Dumb? I couldn't tell you, but after doing a little investigation on the Labcorp process that was ordered in, I knew they would only send the sample off to the lab for scrutiny IF the initial 10-drug screen was inconclusive or positive.

I got the results from the lab two days later, and everything is kosher! I start work on the 24th.

I'm glad someone did a scientific-style test on this kind of stuff cause I always wondered... Nice thread.