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  1. 07-07-2009, 08:14 PM #1
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    Default Ode to the poor frustrated Stoner...

    I was up on the Middle Fork of the Yuba River, CA this last weekend doing a little panning for gold.
    I didn't find any gold, but when I walked across the bridge on Tylerfoot Rd.
    I found a large freezer bag close to going over the side into the Yuba.
    As I walked up to it, to my surprise it looked like weed!
    My Lord it is weed! Good weed!     Green Weed! and papers too!
    My guess sativa heavy, 1/4 - 1/2 oz

    I just want to thank the poor Stoner who lost this, I feel your pain.
    In 1977 I lost two Thai Sticks in the High School parking lot.
    I was devastated, these ended up to be the last sticks I ever saw!

    I bet there are a few of you with simular experiences.
    I never lost anymore weed since then, now ask me about cash!!!!
    "A Pot Smokers Dilemma: An empty bowl needs to be filled while a filled bowl needs to be emptied. It never ends." This is a test, nothing more... All pictures and posts are false... Just pure fiction...
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  2. 07-07-2009, 08:30 PM #2
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    what about "cash!!!"?
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    NICE ONE!@ .. the most ive ever found was a 25 on the floor in a shop class at school ... i picked it straight up and kept on like nothing just to see who's it was... later this tool asked me if id seen it and since he was always practicing his muay thai ( excuse spelling) on people who didnt want to be kicking bags i said nah sorry man.. later he was like i seen u dude and im like nah man sorry ey never seen it... i got high that day freeeee
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  4. 07-07-2009, 08:37 PM #4
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    sounds like you struck gold to me.... smoke a big one for me
    Go grow pot
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  5. 07-07-2009, 08:40 PM #5
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    This story is so funny cause I'm watching a gold hunting documentary on national geographic lol
    Wealth is of the heart and mind not the pocket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by indy kuh View Post
    what about "cash!!!"?
    I lost $750.00 in cash on my way to buy an old pickup in 1988.
    "A Pot Smokers Dilemma: An empty bowl needs to be filled while a filled bowl needs to be emptied. It never ends." This is a test, nothing more... All pictures and posts are false... Just pure fiction...
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    you lucky bastard...

    ive never found weed. i found a dollar bill once. haha
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    I lost $500 in gilroy a few months back (stolen I think)....... and found an eighth on the ground the other day right next to my truck...... crazy aint it? I gave it to my buddy, he was really happy
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    When I was eight I went to a thursday round of a golf tournament. I get out of the car and start walking with my dad. I notice a $1 bill 10 feet away. I go to pick it up and there are 3 $100 bills inside that $1 Bill.

    I have loved Golf ever since...
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    I found like, three rolled ones in my old Highschool's bathroom once. <3
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