those flashlights must have been LED and the sun had to be a screen saver for that much light........get real

but i believe you ??

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LMAO I had to add that shit to my sig.

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First harvest - 26.5 pounds - Grown with 2 flashlights and a picture of the sun. 14.95 plus shipping for a how to video.
See BIGMIKE13's thread for complete details.

I had one plant, it yielded 200 pounds, i just bent over and showed it my bum ole. I think this was the secret because obviously the sun shines out of me arse.

Nongreenthumb, that cracked me up.


Oh, and direct your "archaeologist" friend my way, Trapper. I'd like to have his degree in Creation Science Archaeology voided immediately. Of course, he'd probably be too busy searching for the remnants of Noah's Ark, or digging up the remains of the Leviathan to notice.

If you're even remotely serious... Geezus... Your friend, I hate to break it to you, is a crackpot, and he'd be laughed out of any academic community in a heartbeat. But if he's got the education, I'd looove to discuss his theories. I have a background in Anthropology, Archaeology, and Religion (and a familiarity with Biblical Studies). Yes, I'm over-educated. But I assure you, I can hold my own.

Oh, and the oldest viable seed was about 2,000 years old. If what you claimed was true, you'd be making headlines around the world, no matter what your were growing. Drug enforcement wouldn't be able to touch you.

~Ethno

I put my plant in front of the TV and I harvested two unicorns, a Fabergé egg and one pre-rolled joint. Not really sure what this means but the seed harvested from the womb of a virgin.

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shit man i used 39 1000 watt hps lights on one plant and all i got was a t-shirt....... how the hell did you do that!?!?!?!?

You have to put a staple through the stalk to produce a Fabergé egg.

~Ethno

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hmm.. well really? i guess i will try to do that next time. But hey, im off to a meeting with the Mole-men that run the center of the world now.

lol good stuff. there were giants in the bible days, but no giant plants. that guy's crazy. the seed must have been even older then that. probably from the paleolithic era. that plant must have been huge!