I'm sitting at home tokin' and pondering the age old question of growing weed.

Candlewax is an excellent CO2 source. Would burning plenty of candles be an adequate light source for growing of the marijuana?

We would ofcourse want to be organic about this, so naturally we make our own wax. Since an excellent source of wax is baby seal fat, we would set up a base of operations in Greenland and join a native hunting tribe in the clubbing of baby seals.

The growhouse itself would be set up in an igloo with a heap of burning baby seals in the middle. Discression and smell won't be a factor because let's face it we're in Greenland.

But then I start thinking of how exausting the practise of clubbing baby seals must be while stoned,

So let's face it everybody this is a really really really bad idea, however, if somebody is up for it, I'm in. At the end of life, isn't it just all about having a good story and someone who want's to listen. I'd listen to a story that started with:

"So there I was in greenland clubbing some baby seals, to grow some weed, in my igloo"

Man this is some good weed. Bet baby seal bud is better though.

Okay I'll say it ...... That's fucking stupid.... also pass that shit. haha

Holy shit, I need whatever you're smoking.....STAT!!!

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I'm smoking some very nicely grown white widow, Man this shit get's you stoned.

you've obviously invested a lot of time and thought into this.

therefore i am in!

however, clubbing seals will take too long.

fortunately i have some rocket propelled grenades handy FOR THIS EXACT SCENARIO! They all said i was mad, who's laughing now.....

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I thought about using heavy explosives in the harvesting of baby seals. However when using hard explosives you might blow through the ice, and the seals will sink to the bottom of the ocean.

Now deep see diving in the Artic is a perilous thing, but probably also one of the most awesome things one can do while baked on baby seal bud.

We could go with that, or the probably easier way is to use either bow and arrow or light artillery to round up our baby seal fat harvest.

We could also experiment on scene with ways to kill these fat animals, for example electric chairs and gas chambers. All re-sized to fit baby seals properly ofcourse.

I would fucking cry if I was stoned trying to bludgeon a baby seal to death.

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You would cry more if you didn't do it an didn't get any weed.

and let's not forget that these are fierce creatures that will murder your children in their sleeps.

One of the many reasons I don't live in an igloo. If a seal comes after me and my son, I think I get bigger problems to worry about, since I live in the tropics...

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feel it pressing on bladder
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I really do think you underestimate the element of surprise when a malicious baby seal sneaks up on you.

Since you do live in the Tropics you probably have sun, and therefore no need for baby seal wax to grow weed. It is unlikely that the baby seals consider you a threat, yet.