Mine too.My dad used to sing dirty songs and stuff.I memorized them.
One of them went something like:
In springtime,in springtime,in springtime of yore,
I met a fine lady who looked like a.......very fine lady
Asleep on the grass,she gently rolled over and showed me her....diamonds and rubies
And a little pet duck
She told me she'd teach me a new way to....bring up my children
And teach them to knit
While the farmer in the barnyard was shoveling.....food for the chickens
And cattle to eat
In springtime,in springtime, in springtime, so sweet.

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lol did your dad have a bit of an irish accent? that sounds like a song one of my wifes elder relatives would sing.

No, but he was an Irishman,lol.

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don't know why it sounded like a Irish ditty. lol

my dad used to always sing these dumb little things...
"there once was a dog and his name was sam, he pooped in the yard. i hit him and he ran!"

"greasy grimey gofer guts, mutilated monkey meat, yummy armadillo treat! thats what the vultures eat!"

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i knew a man from brazil
who swallowed a dynamite pill
hes balls went clang, hes arse went bang
and hes willie shot up the hill.

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Well anytime i asked my dad what was new in his life after going a while without seeing him he'd say "Same shit different day" now its what i usually say aswell when asked the same question.

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my dad used to sing this to annoy my brother and me. he got it from slaughter-house five by kurt vonnegut, jr.

my name is yon yonson, i come from wisconsin,
i work in a lumber mill there.
and the people i meet ,
when i walk down the street,
ask me my name and i say:
my name is yon yonson, i come from wisconsin...

ad infinitum.

hey, i was just looking at this again and i realized i revived a two year old thread! i love it when that happens. maybe it's just me... but i never look at post dates until way later. whoooooops.

ps. i'm baked.

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noone plans to fail, they just fail to plan.

i HATED that as a kid, now i find it slipping out here and there

the one that i'm hoping not to start saying is he who refuses to be guided by the rudder, will be guided by the rocks

Whenever I would complain about anything, my dad would say, "Yup, life sucks...then you die". It used to piss me off, now it slips out whenever I hear someone complain.

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