Ive asked this question because on this website (im guessing they think they know there shit) they cant answer the question, im sure some of the biggest smokers in the universe can make a legitimate answer....no fighting or bible bashing please

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you know I never thought about it before...

its kind of one of those things that cant really be described I guess?

I'll take a stab at it tho...

for me it depends on the weed.
my weed (indica) makes me feel very "heavy" like my body is being held down by sand bags, and its allot like when your dreaming... everything feels sort of far away and will require effort to get to.

although most of the weed I BUY is satavia and that fucks me up, I actually enjoy doing manual labor while I'm smoking this shit because I cant feel any pain and it doesn't require thinking, I cant think about complex things for long periods of time on satavia.

lol, if what I just said makes sense to anyone I'd like to know :P

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Has any found when they are stoned that they either Mix up the last two words of sentence or mix up the first letter of each of those words...used to happen to me lot....

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There Must be a calm, After storm, there must be calm WHOAAAAAAA after a storm.

i always slur my words together..only my friends can really understand me...
i think being stoned feels like..well being stoned..different strains different highs..also different for every person and every situation.

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"I know you smoke holding chronic when you rollin give a fuck about the cops pass the weeds till its dust..."

nell ho that never happens me to.

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fdd2blk she said she wanted 12 inches, so i gave her 4 three times.
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i always start a sentence with no idea whats going to follow, but when it does follow it doesnt make any sense at all, but its funny because ill say it in a serious voice like ive made all the sense in the world, hence the name haha i also always get the feeling lately that everyone is against me :S

the obvious symptoms are hunger, eye strain and fast pulse rate, but the mental symptoms are different for different people i think?

eatspam.......thats how i feel from AK47, everything seems to much effort to think about or to be assed doing, i like to just chill out, when i give my friend a spliff he always goes hyper and acts funny in a weird way but hes a laugh though

what do you mean by strains? ive always thought that hitting a weed was like having a reality check so you can look at or think about something from a outsiders view and i never seem to give a fuck about anything when im buzzing, weeds got me through some tough situations....

different strains of bud is what i meant..different strains give different highs so its kinda hard to say exactly what being stoned feels like.

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"I know you smoke holding chronic when you rollin give a fuck about the cops pass the weeds till its dust..."

sorry about that mate little bit high, i understand now

Being stoned makes me feel normal.
Depending on how good the herb is, I feel better than normal.

If it is really good ish then I get more of a head high from a more indica herb and more of a body high from the sativa.
Then of course you have the variations in between.

For me stoned=happy