The Biggest giveaway that they aren't *18* is when they say...

beenthere donethat · #1 07-02-2007, 10:46 AM

Just like it says. In one sentence, please list the first thing you see that tips you off that the person posting on rollitup is NOT 18 years of age or older.

1. "I'm growing under my bed"

abudsmoker · #2 07-02-2007, 10:48 AM

my mom said it was ok

Gygax1974 · #3 07-02-2007, 10:48 AM

Any post that says "I'm Screwed they found my plant".

budman226 · #4 07-02-2007, 10:54 AM

2."i gave my plants to a friend, i was afraid my parents would find them.............under my bed" lol.

3. "im gonna try and go water them today but first i have to air up my bike tire" haha

Erniedytn · #5 07-02-2007, 12:16 PM

Someone who uses "internet language"......like this:

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Originally Posted by stoned_again

smoke skunk al day every fuckin da luv it n bi beak on a side goes down well fuk pills n speed

or this:

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Originally Posted by stoned_again

id say make a doint init fuk goin al datrouble 2 make a secret agent plus der bollox only made 1 in da pst we had fuk al skins dint lyk neva made 1 since n dat was lyk 2 years ago

Or this:

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Originally Posted by unoitmakesense

people just make u angry for the sake of it these days, wind u up for no reason, u no wot i mean? wot r ur views?

these people are brave but arent able to stand up for them selves physically they hind behind theyre mental thoughts, n usually u wuddnt take this sort of aggro but u no if u hit em then u gonna have him snitchin to the police to lock u up for sum dickhead who dont no not to be a dickhead.

put a reply or go n tell ur frends

thanx for readin

I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT

Gygax1974 · #6 07-02-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Erniedytn

Someone who uses "internet language"......like this:

or this:

I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT

You need a translator 1/2 the time, I hate this with a passion also. Someone should also start a thread called my wife said.....for all those men who let their wives run their lives....I've seen so many of those posts, I feel for those guys but it's still amusing

Gygax1974 · #7 07-02-2007, 07:28 PM

Guys where can I download some free seeds?

fdd2blk · #8 07-02-2007, 07:30 PM

"how many CFL's do i need to grow a plant?"

Gygax1974 · #9 07-02-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fdd2blk

"how many CFL's do i need to grow a plant?"

I'm just going to use my computer monitor, it's got a screensaver of the sun. I also have these really cool christmas lights, do you think that will work? I can't afford CFLs and if I could my parents would get suspicous if I bought light bulbs.

MajoR_TokE · #10 07-02-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fdd2blk

"how many CFL's do i need to grow a plant?"

Yeah, haha.

"How many plants do you think I can stick in there without being noticed and what kinda light setup should I get?"

"how munch will 3 cfls effect the power bill?"

"how many plants can i grow using 2 cfl's?"

"how much does it stink?"