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    About god........

    Originally Posted by unoitmakesense
    how was he perfect, he never smoked a spliff, never won any fights, always got trampled on, given the most severe death given to man, had a big ugly beard, coudnt speak english, had a gay dad that never fucked his mom, his mom was a young virgin probably cravin for a fag, he didnt have shit, he didnt even have a ps2
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    Just read these ones today. LMAO!

    "How old do you have to be to apply at a cannabis club?"

    "IS there such a thing as smoking too much???

    How much??"

    "yo last week I bought some shitty ass shit it was $45 for a half and smelt like ass cheeks with kitty litter, and tasted even worse. It gave me sores all in my mouth like every wear, that must have been fucked with."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MajoR_TokE View Post
    Just read these ones today. LMAO!

    "How old do you have to be to apply at a cannabis club?"

    "IS there such a thing as smoking too much???

    How much??"

    "yo last week I bought some shitty ass shit it was $45 for a half and smelt like ass cheeks with kitty litter, and tasted even worse. It gave me sores all in my mouth like every wear, that must have been fucked with."
    Cheers buddy, fucking hilarious.

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    I'm confused what does BTW mean? He or she tryped this in a message to me. I feel that the more you use letters like "n" to really say "in" you began to write like that. And for that reason i think that's why some of the 2007 graduates didn't past the writing part of the TAKS test. I don't know I just now thought about that.

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    this is funny too.Well I was going to scratch the whole idea but hey in honor of you ..., I am going to feed one only bong water, same nutrients but in bong water. now where am i going to get some bong water???hmmm oh what a coincidence, it just so happens I have some handy.Peace out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pizip View Post
    I'm confused what does BTW mean? He or she tryped this in a message to me. I feel that the more you use letters like "n" to really say "in" you began to write like that. And for that reason i think that's why some of the 2007 graduates didn't past the writing part of the TAKS test. I don't know I just now thought about that.
    BTW = By The Way

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    If I mix dog do-do and human urine and mollases for fertilizer and I use the water from my turtle farm and from my fish aquarium, add then I add seltzer water for carbon monxide, will I be able to harvest a pound of pot from my closet shelf grow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roseman View Post
    If I mix dog do-do and human urine and mollases for fertilizer and I use the water from my turtle farm and from my fish aquarium, add then I add seltzer water for carbon monxide, will I be able to harvest a pound of pot from my closet shelf grow?
    Whew...Thats a combo. Probably wouldnt grow anything other than a foul odor.

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    "I saw this little plant growing where all the kids in the neighborhood smoke, is it a marijuana plant. I took pictures with my cell phoen check them out."

    I tried looking for the actual post but couldnt find it haha.

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